[LMAO!] Whats the ****test job you have ever had thread

[Earl Hickey]

I worked at mcdonalds as a youngster a few years ago after school, **** it was so ****, the worst part was cleaning the toilets, trust me the toilets in mcdonalds are bad, people would do mc****s all over the place, I cleaned **** off the seats, **** off the floor, ****s out of the urinals, everything, once there was even Mcdiarrhea on the ****ing ceilings.

I got fired because they used to make you do "trash walk" which was where you put on a hi-vis jacket and make you walk around the carpark and pick up all the trash, I sparked up a cigarette while i was a mile away from the store, but some cunt saw and grass me up so i got fired. from Mcdonalds.

Share your work horror stories here

[Tim Horton]

a&w a fast food joint similar to mcdonald's. i lasted five years there but then they brought this kid in, valentino, to work along side me. he was a mouthy lil cunt and in the midst of a rush of hundreds of people (it was in the eaton centre - largest shopping centre in Toronto) and this lil ***** was sitting on the phone. i yelled at him to 'get off the phucking phone and help" he responded with 'i'm on break' so i said, oh yeah? and i lost it, whipped a weighted spatula at him, missed his head by centimetres and cracked the wall tile just beyond his head. FIRED!

the funny thing is that had i hit him with that spatula it would have been embedded in the side of his head. i threw it to kill him. i have not lost my temper to that extent since and that was in 1994?

[Pretty Boy32]

Originally Posted by Timothy Horton

a&w a fast food joint similar to mcdonald's. i lasted five years there but then they brought this kid in, valentino, to work along side me. he was a mouthy lil cunt and in the midst of a rush of hundreds of people (it was in the eaton centre - largest shopping centre in Toronto) and this lil ***** was sitting on the phone. i yelled at him to 'get off the phucking phone and help" he responded with 'i'm on break' so i said, oh yeah? and i lost it, whipped a weighted spatula at him, missed his head by centimetres and cracked the wall tile just beyond his head. FIRED!

the funny thing is that had i hit him with that spatula it would have been embedded in the side of his head. i threw it to kill him. i have not lost my temper to that extent since and that was in 1994?

WTF you talkin? Your bum ass ain't never worked a day in your life....

[Earl Hickey]

Originally Posted by Pretty Boy32

WTF you talkin? Your bum ass ain't never worked a day in your life....

come on PB, share your **** work experiences

[Pretty Boy32]

Originally Posted by Earl Hickey

come on PB, share your **** work experiences

Never had a shit job mate, shit job don't feed my addiction for Las Vegas and need to be there twice a year at least....

Going from Dublin to Vegas ain't cheap, next time your coming with me brah...
We gone do it big. #TMT

[Tim Horton]

oh man, the WORST was this telemarketing scam that my buddy had me doing. i lasted two days though had i continued i would be a millionaire in jail right now. getting ready to come out and spend my cash. my conscience couldn't deal with it though.

basically people would enter lotteries at shopping centres, non-government sanctioned lottos. people who entered obviously left their personal info like phone numbers, addresses, etc. that information was sold to us as a lead. we would then call these people, mostly phucking seniors.

we tell them they'd won a lottery, 3mill or whatever, but because our corporation is based in 'name that country' they'd have to send the federal taxes in order for the government to release the cheque. 8 grand or whatever we could get out of them.

the successful call that i had mentioned was to a partially blind old lady, told her the spiel and she was actually going to get somebody to pick her up to send the money....i couldn't do it. i hung up the phone and that was the end of it. she was crying, thanking me, talking about how i was about to change her life. man, thank Jehovah that i never went through with that ****.

[Pretty Boy32]

Originally Posted by Timothy Horton

oh man, the WORST was this telemarketing scam that my buddy had me doing. i lasted two days though had i continued i would be a millionaire in jail right now. getting ready to come out and spend my cash. my conscience couldn't deal with it though.

basically people would enter lotteries at shopping centres, non-government sanctioned lottos. people who entered obviously left their personal info like phone numbers, addresses, etc. that information was sold to us as a lead. we would then call these people, mostly phucking seniors.

we tell them they'd won a lottery, 3mill or whatever, but because our corporation is based in 'name that country' they'd have to send the federal taxes in order for the government to release the cheque. 8 grand or whatever we could get out of them.

the successful call that i had mentioned was to a partially blind old lady, told her the spiel and she was actually going to get somebody to pick her up to send the money....i couldn't do it. i hung up the phone and that was the end of it. she was crying, thanking me, talking about how i was about to change her life. man, thank Jehovah that i never went through with that ****.

No surprise there.

[MANIAC310]

making bricks in Mexico........

Laying the mud, putting mud on the brick mold, cutting each individual brick, placing each brick in forms.

then building a tower/oven out of the dried bricks. The entire process took months

The worst part was carrying them across the lot to throw up at the person that was actually building the tower. Although I did both and being on the tower was significantly easier but you did risk falling down and the sun would beat down on you horribly on average it would be in the high 90's - 100's. doing it for hours was a health hazard. You had to take your own water up to the tower which wasn't easy since you had to carry it up some stairs.

cutting the bricks wasn't that bad. You would cut the sides and bottoms. Cutting hundreds of bricks a day got boring though.

When it rained you had to stop what you were doing , This meant having to get up at the middle of the night if you heard rain. you had to cover all the dried mud bricks or you would risk losing the entire load. Which meant losing thousands of bricks, thousands of $ and thousands of man hours. Sometimes the storms would be so bad that we would get stranded and we had to take shelter in the actual oven/tower itself.

all in all it was horrible and most Yanks/Europeans will never experience anything remotely as challenging oh and I didn't get paid anything.....
I was allowed to live with them that was my payment.... living

[Tim Horton]

Originally Posted by MANIAC310

making bricks in Mexico........

Laying the mud, putting mud on the brick mold, cutting each individual brick, placing each brick in forms.

then building a tower/oven out of the dried bricks. The entire process took months

The worst part was carrying them across the lot to throw up at the person that was actually building the tower. Although I did both and being on the tower was significantly easier but you did risk falling down and the sun would beat down on you horribly on average it would be in the high 90's - 100's.
and doing it for hours was a health hazard. You had to take your own water up to the tower which wasn't easy since you had to carry it some stairs.

cutting the bricks wasn't that bad. You would cut the sides and bottoms. Cutting hundreds of bricks a day got boring though.

When it rained you had to stop what you were doing , This meant having to get up at the middle of the night if you heard rain. you had to cover all the dried mud bricks or you would risk losing the entire load. Which meant losing thousands of bricks, thousands of $ and thousands of man hours. Sometimes the storms would be so bad that we would get stranded and we had to take shelter in the actual oven/tower itself.

all in all it was horrible and most Yanks/Europeans will never experience anything remotely as challenging oh and I didn't get paid anything.....
I was allowed to live with them that was my payment.... living

damn, now that's some **** right thurr!

[jose830]

Burger King...the cleaning the bathrooms, the fries, the standing behind that hot ass grill sweating on top of frozen Whoppers, dressing up like Barney for birthday parties getting kicked by these little fu•king brats...but there was one thing that I didn't hate...working the night shift with a 22 year old slut manager...we had some good times in the freezer!