[PLEASE HELP] Girls who you'd bang but wouldn't marry?

K.Webster

I nominate Imogen Thomas. Yes she is a massive whore, and you'd probably catch your dad with his meat in her, or wonder why a certain Welsh member of the GB Olympic football team is sneaking out your window at one in the morning, but damn would I smash.

MANIAC310

Kristen Steward

Lil' Missy

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Originally Posted by timbatron

I nominate Imogen Thomas. Yes she is a massive whore, and you'd probably catch your dad with his meat in her, or wonder why a certain Welsh member of the GB Olympic football team is sneaking out your window at one in the morning, but damn would I smash.

i nominate yer mum

Derranged

I wouldn't marry any woman.

jose830 · 07:29 AM

Jennifer Lopez

Lil' Missy · 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Derranged

I wouldn't marry any woman.

waiting for the right man eh?

i'm not familiar with jewish law but do they consider eating cock kosher?

or are you not a practicing jew?

Bushbaby

Just about any b!t(h that looks healthy, if I'm being honest. Which I am.

Tim Horton

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Originally Posted by Derranged

I wouldn't marry any woman.

Tim Horton

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Originally Posted by Mr._Pink

waiting for the right man eh?

i'm not familiar with jewish law but do they consider eating cock kosher?

or are you not a practicing jew?

for it to be kosher i think it has to be circumsized. let's let Mordecai weigh in here. he's the Jewish fella.

Lil' Missy

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Originally Posted by Timothy Horton

for it to be kosher i think it has to be circumsized. let's let Mordecai weigh in here. he's the Jewish fella.

i don't think the rapping rabbi is that selective.

let's wait for fubu jew to answer.

50-50 he'll just comeback with another humorless chinese joke.

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