P*rn stars offer BJs if The Heat win the Championship - Page 2

Body Movin'

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Originally Posted by Even Money

who gives a ****

It's free head from a professional without any std's

I don't want to introduce them to my parents I just wanna get my dick sucked

BOXING 24/7

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Originally Posted by Even Money

what the ****.....

i am literally jealous

Same here buddy. Wish I was a follower, I can def use a bj. We elect presidents more often than I get head that's sad.

#1Assassin · 11:30 AM

i was kinda jealous, then i read all those rules.

you cant smoke weed beforehand, you have to pay for a std test, do a bunch of paperwork, agree to be shown in a p.orno, get "checked for hygiene" by some dude and wait in line for like an hour just to get a bj from a chick who just gave one to 47 guys right before you walked up.

Optimistic

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Originally Posted by Body Movin'

good lord these ho's are ugly...

Tbh

I'd still get that free head though

mercadojglb · 03:58 PM

These ****stars should do a bj tour all over the United States hitting up all the major cities. They would be getting paid some good money. Cities like NYC, LA, San Diego, Las Vegas, Houston would be racking up major creme. At least charge $5 a blow and lets said an avg of 10,000 people show up in the big cities. That would mount up to 50k easily. Their mouth would be as loose as their snatch by the end of the tour...LMAO

SkillspayBills

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Originally Posted by #1Assassin

i was kinda jealous, then i read all those rules.

you cant smoke weed beforehand, you have to pay for a std test, do a bunch of paperwork, agree to be shown in a p.orno, get "checked for hygiene" by some dude and wait in line for like an hour just to get a bj from a chick who just gave one to 47 guys right before you walked up.

BINGO. Too many ****ing rules just to get some top from somene who has gotten to AT LEAST 15 dudes before you. And just imagine if you came late.

The_Bringer

This thread makes my d*ck itch.

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Tryna think of posters who would actually take up this offer....

Russian Crushin

How long do the BJs last?

And can they wear a Wade mask and jersey while blowing me?

bigsmoothh

im down forrealz...........

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