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Old 05-11-2012, 11:22 AM
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Close your eyes and open your mouth. It's one of those things that is easier to explain if I just show you.
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Old 05-11-2012, 11:09 PM
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So I live in this cold place called Vancover...
The concept of oral sex doesn't exist here .
Not even joking.
There isn't even a Canuck word for oral...

Here you get drunk... make out with the girl you like.. fu'ck her.. if she likes it, she becomes your girlfriend.
Or, you know a girl for a couple of years, go to a party, get drunk, make out with her, fu'ck her.. if she likes it, she becomes your girlfriend.

Or, your friends girlfriend bring a friend along, you get drunk, make out with her, fu'ck her... you get the rest


So, guys explain to me how you do it in the US or Uk..
How long do you have to know the girl before it's appropriate to ask for a BJ?
How do you set it up?
Where do you usually go?

explain!

It's when you lie on your back and your male companion squats over your face and takes a HUGE ***** in your mouth.
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Old 05-12-2012, 09:32 AM
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I'm Canadian.
what the hell does being canadaian have to do with it? if your woman doesn't give you head she is lame!!!! are you a virgin? you sound like it...SMH at the thread starter...LOL!
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Old 05-12-2012, 09:35 AM
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So I live in this cold place called Vancover...
The concept of oral sex doesn't exist here .
Not even joking.
There isn't even a Canuck word for oral...

Here you get drunk... make out with the girl you like.. fu'ck her.. if she likes it, she becomes your girlfriend.
Or, you know a girl for a couple of years, go to a party, get drunk, make out with her, fu'ck her.. if she likes it, she becomes your girlfriend.

Or, your friends girlfriend bring a friend along, you get drunk, make out with her, fu'ck her... you get the rest


So, guys explain to me how you do it in the US or Uk..
How long do you have to know the girl before it's appropriate to ask for a BJ?
How do you set it up?
Where do you usually go?

explain!
if i wake up with a steamer i just pull it out & slap her in the face with it. works everytime, i even got a bj while she was taking a sh*t. dick in her hand & mouth while she wiped her ass with the other hand. multitasking at it's best
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Old 05-12-2012, 11:13 AM
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Parody thread, you silly ****ers:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=549196


Good parody, I laughed lots.

Interesting that everyone posting assumes "oral sex" to be the girl giving it to you, and no mention of the reverse...
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Old 05-12-2012, 12:18 PM
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if i wake up with a steamer i just pull it out & slap her in the face with it. works everytime, i even got a bj while she was taking a sh*t. dick in her hand & mouth while she wiped her ass with the other hand. multitasking at it's best
That is so wrong it sounds good.
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:54 PM
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Parody thread, you silly ****ers:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=549196


Good parody, I laughed lots.

Interesting that everyone posting assumes "oral sex" to be the girl giving it to you, and no mention of the reverse...
This!

You greedy cunts

No licky, licky? No sticky, sticky
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:06 PM
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if i wake up with a steamer i just pull it out & slap her in the face with it. works everytime, i even got a bj while she was taking a sh*t. dick in her hand & mouth while she wiped her ass with the other hand. multitasking at it's best
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