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Originally Posted by Timothy Horton
sorry, rolling a joint.
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Idiot. LOL
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Originally Posted by jose830
plan A.
when the mother gets there be straight up with her,
let her knew what's up.
is not the kids fault, so pull the mother to the side
and talk to her.
plan B.
if she act up with you,
catch her with a "Two Piece"
(that gets the point across 99.9%
of the time)
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She is honestly straight white trash. I am not one to say stuff like that, but Jesus Christ, crack would smoke this woman.
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Originally Posted by gingeralbino
get the most caffine and sugary drinks/sweets on standby and as soon as u see the mother turn up get the kid to eat and drink as much of them as possible before u send them home
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Done and done. I gave her Pepsi and chocolate. My kiddos are pissed off cause they aren't allowed to drink Pepsi
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Originally Posted by Own3d
Phone the police and say you are worried something has happened to the kids mother because she hasn't come to collect her child and you cant get in contact with her. She'll think twice about pulling this trick again after that.
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I should have done. This si a great reply.
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Originally Posted by [ DUBBZZ ]
Tell the kid his mother's a cunt and that if she does this again, you're gonna slit his throat and bury his body.
He'll be begging her not to leave him with you
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You lunatic

I am LMFAO
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Originally Posted by dj Pepe
Next time she asks say no or to send her child to an after school day care.
Her child is not your responsibility or your mothers. Tell her you and your mother have things to do and have no time to waste cause her dumb ass doesn't want to show up on time.
Make her ask someone else.
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You know what, she is a fuking pig. She just takes advantage of the fact my mummy is a saint and abuses her kindness. This makes me want to slap the piss out of her.
My kids have never had a babysitter out side of their dad, my brother (maybe twice) and my parents. I don't understand how people can just hand their child off to someone they barely know ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
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Originally Posted by T-97
You should go with one of these choices.
Or just nut the kids mum when she turns up. That should get the message across pretty clearly, I'd imagine.
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LMAO
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Originally Posted by [ DUBBZZ ]
Also tell him if mentions this to anyone, you're gonna kill him and his mother.
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Jesus I am in tears
Anyhow this fuking leech just picked up her kid. I was getting laundry on and my mother gave her the child, I think she knows I was going to explode on her. The fact that I called her a no good cunt was probably a clue. So I didn't have the chance to say anything.