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Old 07-27-2014, 09:43 PM
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Unlike most people on here I have laced em up. Not just the ammies, but I have been in the pro ranks as well. I was a 26-1 amateur and decided to turn pro at 19 as my style was not suited for amateur fighting. Unfortunately my pro career lasted a mere 4 years and 10 fights. I had hand issues from essentially day 1. While I don't like to put blame on people, I can never say I truly had someone who properly knew how to wrap my hands, and it may have caused me my career.

Anyways, I might as well discuss my pro career. Was 9-1 7 Ko's. Lost my last fight do to a hand injury tko. I fought out of Seattle, but had all my fights in either philly or new york. My first 6 fights ended by k in rd 1 or 2, admittedly against substandard opposition. I had a killer left hook to the liver. That's how I got 3 of my 7 kos.

My 7th fight,I took a substantial step up. I was suppose to be the stepping stone in this fight. The guy was a fairly well known amateur at the US level. Failed o make the Olympics. Heput me down in the first, and I was just thinking what have I got myself into. If my corner was good at one thing, it was motivating me, because when I came out in the second round, I threw what I believe was recorded at 103 punches. 90% of the to the body. The guy couldn't handle it. He attempted to trade back with me, but he was spent by the end of rd 2. I completely took him out of his comfort zone and cruised to an easy UD grinding away at the body. He spent most the rest of the fight running, so I couldnt get to him enough for the stoppage.

8th and 9th fight I had issues getting a respectable opponent and ended up in small time 4 rounder, that I admittedly didn't take to seriously. Put one out in the 4th rd with a straight right to the chin after probably losing the first 3 rounds. The other guy was out of shape and I ud'd him easily over 4.

So here I am going into my 10th fight, with my normal hand issues that I have believed to be normal pain. I'm in the sport of punching people with my fists. It made sense to me............. So this guy was huge, and I mean HUGE. I could barely fit my hand around it huge. As I stand there in the middle of the ring in awe, out of routine start wanking as I space off in awe at his **** size. I mean I am showing him my power. I sneak in a left hook to hear him grunt, and that's where the trouble started. His **** became even more engorged. I stand there struggling to keep my grip as he kegels his **** up and down. Then it happens. The knockout punch, and I felt the hand go limp as he spewed allover my chin. I lay there with cum all over my chin, in the ring knowing, full well my career as a gay pormstar playing the part of a professional boxer is over.

All the body shots I have gave, all the knockouts I delivered, were now all for nothing.

I still think about it to this day what could have been...
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Old 07-27-2014, 09:49 PM
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Old 07-27-2014, 10:12 PM
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Old 07-27-2014, 10:19 PM
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I need another NSB thread to make. I'm thinking a GGG/Ward topic. Give me 3 talking points and a key word.
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Old 07-27-2014, 10:25 PM
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Was his cum the really sticky kind or the watery kind?

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Old 07-27-2014, 10:44 PM
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I need another NSB thread to make. I'm thinking a GGG/Ward topic. Give me 3 talking points and a key word.
I tried this before but my internet kept crashing. This is toughie but I'll try.

Sank you very much Max, I make good boy Ward, he go home weeth parents at home and be good boy.

Good boy Max, Ward want my cluck radio but I geeve heem cluck radio knock out.

My seester no prostitute but Ward want fuck her anyway because he no so much good boy after fight.
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Old 07-27-2014, 10:51 PM
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I tried this before but my internet kept crashing. This is toughie but I'll try.

Sank you very much Max, I make good boy Ward, he go home weeth parents at home and be good boy.

Good boy Max, Ward want my cluck radio but I geeve heem cluck radio knock out.

My seester no prostitute but Ward want fuck her anyway because he no so much good boy after fight.
I had NOTHING!!!!! NOTHING to work with here. Pitiful thread on my part. Copy and paste low level nonsense.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/sh...9#post14802799

Ill probably get banned for this one. False news or something.
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Old 07-27-2014, 11:02 PM
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I had NOTHING!!!!! NOTHING to work with here. Pitiful thread on my part. Copy and paste low level nonsense.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/sh...9#post14802799

Ill probably get banned for this one. False news or something.
Yea that was weak. You realize you weren't obligated to make a thread based on what I wrote don't you?
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Old 07-28-2014, 12:23 AM
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Old 07-28-2014, 12:37 AM
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