Which of the four heavyweight champs would you least like to share a jail cell with?

[Guest]

Picture the scene: you're locked up for five years for a crime you didn't commit. In the opposite end of your cell is one of the four heavyweight champions of the world.

Now what you gonna do if he starts dropping soap everywhere? Resist or take the guy on? This is a heavyweight champ of the world - either way you're gonna get a sore ass.

So who would you least like to share a jail cell with? Ruiz? (The phrase least likely to be said by Ruiz's wife: "You don't hold me enough") Vitali, always ready to lean back? Byrd - you think you've got out of way, when he's slipped in a sneaky one. Or maybe Brewster? You could fight him off for hours, but he'd still keep comin'. Vote now!

[tino]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

if vitaly ' s sex fantasies are as awkward as is boxing style , i wouldnt like him to be my roommate.

[Hurlex]

ok i'll give it to u..thies thread unlike ur last one is nice and funny...

lol...god knows i am ot a VK hater..but it would be vitali

whyk say i am in there right with ruiz or soemthing and h wants a hug...thats scary as hell but expected...but!!!..say i ma in there with vitali and he starts crying because he's never been in a jail cell...HOLY CRAP would that be scary,,,6'8 white man crying like a baby with me in the room...screw that....lol..he wakes me up at night

"...hey..you ever have fun with vasaline???"

hell no i would scream my ass off "aahhhhhh"
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now thats horror at its best...but it doesnt beat my last idea of john ruiz (on another thread) under your bed at home..yeah see you all just got chills...haha

[onikami]

Vitali looks the most gentle.

[tino]

Vitali looks the most gentle.

that s what attracts you first in a man ?




just kiddin

[AintGottaClue]

i wouldnt want to be in there with vitali he might try to Dr. IRONFIST me

[tino]

i wouldnt want to be in there with vitali he might try to Dr. IRONFIST me

ouch

[fist-of-fury]

Champ or not, I would never wish to be in the same cell with Iron Mike! I love my ears, you know!

[leff]

Picture the scene: you're locked up for five years for a crime you didn't commit. In the opposite end of your cell is one of the four heavyweight champions of the world.

Now what you gonna do if he starts dropping soap everywhere? Resist or take the guy on? This is a heavyweight champ of the world - either way you're gonna get a sore ass.

So who would you least like to share a jail cell with? Ruiz? (The phrase least likely to be said by Ruiz's wife: "You don't hold me enough") Vitali, always ready to lean back? Byrd - you think you've got out of way, when he's slipped in a sneaky one. Or maybe Brewster? You could fight him off for hours, but he'd still keep comin'. Vote now!

LFAO this the funniest ive read in along time.Have som karma.

Id pick Byrd cause his the weakest,smalest and probably the least endowed of them,i realy like i vk but no way id been in there in the shower with him.

[IwatchBoxing]

Both Vitali and Brewster, They dont seem stable.