[R-RATED] How NOT to convince a girl you are interested in her for more than sex.

[Bossy]

Originally Posted by Russian Crushin

So what was his reply to your reply?

& When are you giving it up to him?

We kind of 'argued' for 40 minutes and it ended with him telling me, I am right.

Not going to date or sleep with him.

Originally Posted by heat27

why are you posting the text i send you???

Originally Posted by VaBoriKua2012

Y you gotta put our private convos all on the internet?

Well this is awkward

Originally Posted by BEDROOM BULLY

Lol you work with him?? Thats gonna be difficult

Tell me miss boss what did the guys who you have slept with have to do to get into your panties

No we don't work together, I just saved his number under work, no real reason.

I was in a relationship with the ones who got in my knickers.

Originally Posted by DeadLikeMe

Are you dating 15 year olds? Or just run of the mill high school dropouts?

Actually, he's really successful and owns his own business and he's in his early 30s. He's just illiterate :L

Originally Posted by bojangles1987

Attacking the self-esteem, classic. See how he was talking about "all these skanks" while saying he's only thinking about you?

I know, as if I should be flattered or something.

It would be like a guy saying: 'yeah, maybe I was fuking her, but I was thinking about you the whole time, baby!'

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

Note to self: always compliment the pu$$y.

[DeadLikeMe]

Originally Posted by *Boss Lady*

Actually, he's really successful and owns his own business and he's in his early 30s. He's just illiterate :L

Illiterate man in his early 30s who specializes in lawn care and snow removal...got it.

[Bossy]

Originally Posted by DeadLikeMe

Illiterate man in his early 30s who specializes in lawn care and snow removal...got it.

Paint and drywall actually

[Sn1]

Originally Posted by *Boss Lady*

edited for length

just curious, are you actually of age?

just you look about 14.......

jokes aside, reminds me of an episode of Scrubs when JD's date finally invites him onto the bed only for him to "mention" he had been offered sex on a plate earlier that night and he resisted for her.

[Bossy]

Originally Posted by Cokezaghe_Loc

Top 3 Chat-Up Lines:

1. Can you hold my drink while I go for a Shit?


2. Does this rag smell of Chloroform to you?



3. Let's not turn this rape in to a Murder.

Be still my beating heart.

[Tim Horton]

Originally Posted by *Boss Lady*

Paint and drywall actually

you respond to everybody but me? $!2% you!

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

Hate to break this to you youngbloods out there but man, the art of kicking game has been all but lost.

That's super weak sauce game right there.

[Danny Gunz]

Its funny because in his mind that text was gold and sure to get him into your pants.

[Bossy]

Originally Posted by S******

just curious, are you actually of age?

just you look about 14.......

jokes aside, reminds me of an episode of Scrubs when JD's date finally invites him onto the bed only for him to "mention" he had been offered sex on a plate earlier that night and he resisted for her.

I'm nearing 28, so now ... I love you.

Not sure I want to look 14 though

I just find it weird. Maybe it works for guys, you guys think you have competition to so get all territorial and want to win the girl. When a guy says something like that to me all I think is: 1) he's probably a whore 2) I'm too old to be putting up with crazy b1tches who are trying to chase a guy.