What would you do if you married a really hot girl and........

Taaj Manzoor

She turned into a right munter?

Something like this:

TheHolyCross

i'd cave her head in and bury her in the backyard, simple

ƒallenloki

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Originally Posted by Ugh!

i'd cave her head in and bury her in the backyard, simple

Hope you have some heavy duty mining equipment to bury that corpse

-Huey-

That's why you shouldn't marry a lazy braid. If I'm gonna be working out everyday and maintain my six pack, her ass better not get fat.

Taaj Manzoor

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Originally Posted by -Huey-

That's why you shouldn't marry a lazy braid. If I'm gonna be working out everyday and maintain my six pack, her ass better not get fat.

How do you stop her eating though?

Spray_resistant

I like squishier lasses but they can't weigh much more than me.

Derranged

Hard to imagine she'd turn into the blob. But I guess stranger things have happened.

Pez

lol "munters." i'm gonna add that to "mate" and "wank." i gotta say, british slang is contagious.

-Kev-

I would enjoy using my **** to harpoon that whale's vagina all night.

Just imagine her riding you with all her strength, just pounding your dick, up and down, putting all her weight on it and doing it really fast. Tell me you didn't get at least semi-hard thinking about this?

Miburo

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Originally Posted by -Kev-

I would enjoy using my **** to harpoon that whale's vagina all night.

Just imagine her riding you with all her strength, just pounding your dick, up and down, putting all her weight on it and doing it really fast. Tell me you didn't get at least semi-hard thinking about this?

Nah Kev I can do without broken hips and ruptured internal organs.

View Poll Results: How would you deal with a fugly wife?
Stay with her and do nothing because I love her any size and shape	1	8.33%
Leave her fat arse	4	33.33%
Chain her to a treadmill and feed her bitesize portions	4	33.33%
Have affairs with really hot women and still stay with her	3	25.00%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

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