I had a s.hity situation during my run tonight.
Tonight I went out for a 7 mile run. At mile 2 I was attacked with the massive s.hits. I tried to ignore it but I was coming down stronger. Luckly for me I live in the country so I went into the woods and took a huge ****. I had no toilet paper and there was still a clump of s.hit on my ass that didn't fall down. I pulled my shorts back up and continued with my run. Half why through my run my ass started burning from the s.hit that was still there. It was the most uncomfortable run that i've ever had. S.H.I.T!