[R-RATED] Next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

Jim Jeffries

Your a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. Your Not!! He has a date coming over tonight. You only have one a$$.

Dorian

Nasty but funny at the same time in a sadistic way.

Sweet Jesus

First time I've ever heard this joke. I swear.

Zig Zag.

that turns me on a bit

no homo

Chief2ndzOnly!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jeffries

Your a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. Your Not!! He has a date coming over tonight. You only have one a$$.

My brother dies a painless death.

SirTomJones

got a semi.

Jim Jeffries

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Jesus

First time I've ever heard this joke. I swear.

Okay there's three guys on a desert island. Been there 5 years. One day they find an old, tarnished lamp. One of them picks it up and rubs it to see if it's real silver. A genie pops out, grants them three wishes. First guy says "all I want to do is be home with my family." Poof, he's gone. Second guys asks the genie if he can have a two part wish. Genie says fine. He says "well I'd like to be home, but I don't have any family, so can I also have a million dollars?" Poof, he's gone. Third guys says "well, you know, those guys were the only real friends I've ever had, I wish they were back."

Sweet Jesus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jeffries

Okay there's three guys on a desert island. Been there 5 years. One day they find an old, tarnished lamp. One of them picks it up and rubs it to see if it's real silver. A genie pops out, grants them three wishes. First guy says "all I want to do is be home with my family." Poof, he's gone. Second guys asks the genie if he can have a two part wish. Genie says fine. He says "well I'd like to be home, but I don't have any family, so can I also have a million dollars?" Poof, he's gone. Third guys says "well, you know, those guys were the only real friends I've ever had, I wish they were back."

That's pretty funny.

Mersey

Just skin your penis and roll around in salt.

Grand Champ

He got a mouth don't he? There would be no need to put the penis in something I (atleast) is a 50/50 owner of..

That being said, I get what you're saying

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