Jessica Alba’s Nudity In ‘Machete’ Was Computer Generated

[Oasis_Lad]

[Bastian Loc]

Originally Posted by Libido Sanchez

I got to be honest, I haven't anticipated seeing a movie as much in ages. I was ready to put in my Top Ten ATG list just based off the trailer. Was dying to see it.

When I finally saw it, I guess I was a little disappointed. Most of the cool sh*t was already in the trailer. It was an entertaining flick, don't get me wrong, but it just wasn't mind-blowing like I had hyped it up in my mind.

Steven Seagal was tits though. And I'll probably buy the DVD.

I liked it for the reasons Mak said. It was really an easy film to kill 2 hours watching.

Jessica Alba didn't belong though. I wish she would quit.

[Sweet Jesus]

Originally Posted by -pound4pound-

i loved it...pure, senseless, brutal violence...no storyline...just badassness


like a College project with a big budget

It's called exploitation.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Originally Posted by INSECT

I liked it for the reasons Mak said. It was really an easy film to kill 2 hours watching.

Jessica Alba didn't belong though. I wish she would quit.

and for once, Michelle Rodriguez actually looked like a decent female

Originally Posted by Sweet Jesus

It's called exploitation.

i'm hearing Chicago in alot of Carmelo rumors...true story

[Bastian Loc]

Originally Posted by -pound4pound-

and for once, Michelle Rodriguez actually looked like a decent female






i'm hearing Chicago in alot of Carmelo rumors...true story

Man, you're so right. I was shocked at how hot she looked in that last 30 minutes. Hip hugging pants are for her.

[Squirtz]

fawk that shiet *****ez i want all natural fawk that!

[Libido Sanchez]

Originally Posted by INSECT

I liked it for the reasons Mak said. It was really an easy film to kill 2 hours watching.

Jessica Alba didn't belong though. I wish she would quit.

Nah man, I dug it too. It was supposed to be a b-movie with lots of violence and humor and it delivered that no doubt. I guess I can be an assh*le critic sometimes. It was still bad-ass.

Jessica Alba's best movie...

[Sweet Jesus]

Originally Posted by -pound4pound-

and for once, Michelle Rodriguez actually looked like a decent female






i'm hearing Chicago in alot of Carmelo rumors...true story

Haven't heard anything in a while. They want Noah. We don't want to give them Noah. I'd give them Noah. But I don't make the decisions.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Originally Posted by Sweet Jesus

Haven't heard anything in a while. They want Noah. We don't want to give them Noah. I'd give them Noah. But I don't make the decisions.

are you kidding me? Noah? if you guys nix a Melo deal because of Noah, you dont deserve to win sh1t....ever


that's almost as bad as not pulling the Kobe deal because you didnt wanna get rid of Luol f'n Deng

[Sweet Jesus]

Originally Posted by -pound4pound-

are you kidding me? Noah? if you guys nix a Melo deal because of Noah, you dont deserve to win sh1t....ever


that's almost as bad as not pulling the Kobe deal because you didnt wanna get rid of Luol f'n Deng

Yeah I've mentioned that to my friends several times.