Jessica Alba’s Nudity In ‘Machete’ Was Computer Generated - Page 2

AL YANKAB*TCH

Wow.. maybe i should have another toke and chill out. lol

Equilibrium

I guess she doesn't want people to see her herp a derp down there.

AL YANKAB*TCH

I've heard from alot of people she has the herp. How has everyone came to this conclusion. Any story to it?

siablo14

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Originally Posted by sick rick

i'm ****in sick of this ****. I hate how every thing is fake nowadays. This is bull****. Playboy and probably every other magazine is airbrushed. Every thing is ****ing fake dammit. I wanna see "real" titties with some sag to the mutha fuccers. I want the whores titties to be ****ing swaying and flopping around. If they have a scar or stretch mark, i wanna see that **** too. And heaven forbid a little pubic hair. Every ****ing whore i meet or see in a flick is shaved clean. Sick of that ****. It was hot for a while, but fucc they all look the damn same. I hate this ****ing world we live in where everyone thinks they have to look or be perfect. They alll look the damn same. Call me crazy, but i think peoples flaws make them sexy, different and god forbid "human"....

amen................

starkiller

I heard Jessica Alba has hideous scars on her tits and thats why she doesn't do nudity. I heard she is a cutter, and gets sexual gratification when she cuts her boobs with a knife.

Libido Sanchez

Jessica Alba's nude scene might have been fake but the boner I got watching it was real.

Bastian Loc

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Originally Posted by Libido Sanchez

Jessica Alba's nude scene might have been fake but the boner I got watching it was real.

Did you like the movie?

-MAKAVELLI-

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Originally Posted by INSECT

Did you like the movie?

i loved it...pure, senseless, brutal violence...no storyline...just badassness

like a College project with a big budget

Ether

I liked the Machete movie.

But Jessica Alba is always pulling this shit, she was supposed to wear a thong in 'Sin City' like the comic character she was portraying but she wouldn't do it.

Like Jack said, the bitch is a loser.

Libido Sanchez

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Originally Posted by INSECT

Did you like the movie?

I got to be honest, I haven't anticipated seeing a movie as much in ages. I was ready to put in my Top Ten ATG list just based off the trailer. Was dying to see it.

When I finally saw it, I guess I was a little disappointed. Most of the cool sh*t was already in the trailer. It was an entertaining flick, don't get me wrong, but it just wasn't mind-blowing like I had hyped it up in my mind.

Steven Seagal was tits though. And I'll probably buy the DVD.

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