[LMAO!] Is this true about drug testing?

Gorilla Dogs

ok i applied at a copper mine and to get in you have to pass a drug test. one guy told me they watch you take a piss and you have to let the doctor grab your balls and tell you to cough...

is this sh1t true??? i dont wanna get VIOLATED by a doctor like that

is that true or b.s .... my bro said he'd bet anything that they were joking

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

TBear · 04:16 AM

The cough for the doctor part is part of a standard physical and unrelated to drug testing. When I was tested I filled a cup they watched from behind to make sure I didn't do a switch or add some chemical but they didn't stand right over me and watch.
If they did it would of taken me all day to fill the cup. lol

Gorilla Dogs

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Originally Posted by TBear

The cough for the doctor part is part of a standard physical and unralated to drug testing. When I was tested I filled a cup they watched from behind to make sure I didn't do a switch or add some chemical but they didn't stand right over me and watch.
If they did it would of taken me all day to fill the cup. lol

ughhh....so did they grab you down there?

blaze778

When the doctor grab your balls and make you cough, that's part of the physical to check for hernias. That's not part of drug testing, only physical examinations.

I've taken 5 pre-employment drug screens in my life, and no one has ever watched me take a piss. Even from the back.

If the a doctor grabs your balls during a drug test, he's doing that because he likes you.

Really likes you.

TBear

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Originally Posted by Gorilla Dogs

ughhh....so did they grab you down there?

No, the doctor does push on your testicles and tells to to cough, he is checking for a hernia I believe. You never had a phyical? Here they do this for sports, military physicals, job physicals etc.

Gorilla Dogs

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaze778

When the doctor grab your balls and make you cough, that's part of the physical to check for hernias. That's not part of drug testing, only physical examinations.

I've taken 5 pre-employment drug screens in my life, and no one has ever watched me take a piss. Even from the back.

If the a doctor grabs your balls during a drug test, he's doing that because he likes you.

Really likes you.

LOL im scared man. i dont want any old doctor to touch me man. Thats grooossss

Even watch me piss LOL...id tell him I CANT GO hahahaha

TBear

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaze778

if the a doctor grabs your balls during a drug test, he's doing that because he likes you.

Really likes you.

lol.....................

Gorilla Dogs

i wanna work there but those guys told me that. do they use their bare hand to do that? or

fk nevermind i cant do this

LOL

Miburo

Most pathetic thread yet. You go on about becoming a pro boxer but you can't handle a standard physical?

Gorilla Dogs

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Originally Posted by Tengoshi

Most pathetic thread yet. You go on about becoming a pro boxer but you can't handle a standard physical?

this isnt a physical its a drug screening son

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