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I obviously don't have one and will steal any of your good ones 
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Whats up slut?-Kaps -
I dont use pick up lines, but I saw my man Runw/knives had a funny one on here the other day, "show us your rack,ho"Comment
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I don't use pickup lines...Comment
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Rule #1 in making the perfect pick up line...
ALWAYS START YOUR PICK UP LINE WITH DAMN
"DAMN BABY, YOU CAN CALL ME FECES BECAUSE I WANT TO GET ALL UP IN THAT ASS!"
"DAMN GIRL, I WANT TO **** ALL OVER YOU!"
"DAMN BABY, YOU SMELL LIKE **** AND I'M LOVING IT!"
"DAMN HO, I WANT TO PISS ON YOU!"
"DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOK SO GOOD THAT I WANT TO USE YOUR **** TO TAN MY SKIN
"DAMN BABY I WANT TO EAT YOUR **** JUST SO YOU CAN KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A PART OF ME!"
"DAMN BABY....**** *****!"Comment
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"Ladies and Gentleman...Lets get ready to RUMBLE!!!!!!"Comment
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Originally posted by finesse
My personal fav:
Damn baby do you like the smell of chloroform soaked rag? Because you should be getting very sleepy rig....Comment
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We have a winner.Originally posted by oldgringo
That **** is still as funny as the first time I read it.Comment
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Pick up lines don't work. The pick up lines of today are the Backhanded Compliment. Thos would be the best "pick-up lines". Very effective. 
But somebody did post a funny one the other day. You tell her her *****'s on fire and the only extinguisher is in your pants. LOL!Last edited by Prostitroop; 07-22-2005, 09:40 PM.Comment
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You dont need pick up lines that's why they make roofies.Comment
to your mom..
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