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Old 08-06-2010, 09:10 PM
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Talking The Irish Joke Thread

There are some cracking Irish jokes about. If you know any good ones post them here. I will start off with this one:

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
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Old 08-06-2010, 09:12 PM
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Want an Irish joke?

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He's definitely an Irish joke.

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Old 08-06-2010, 09:20 PM
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A motorist stopped at a country fjord and asked an Irishman sitting nearby how deep the water was. "A couple of inches." replied the Irishman.

So the motorist drove into the fjord and his car promptly disappeared beneath the surface in a cauldron of bubbles.

"That's odd" thought the Irishman. "The water only goes halfway up on them ducks."
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pretty boy aint guna be happy when he sees this........
Who gives a **** about that clown.
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:26 AM
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Want an Irish joke?

Prettyboy32.

He's definitely an Irish joke.

lmao thats the best of the lot, the other jokes sucked.
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Old 08-07-2010, 07:53 AM
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pretty boy aint guna be happy when he sees this........
Actually most irish people, rather take the piss outta the irish people in jokes than anyone else
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Old 08-07-2010, 08:52 AM
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