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Old 09-14-2010, 11:32 AM #21
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Australlian boxing joke:

Australlians forget that Kostya Tzyu is not Australlian/English/Scot/Irish/Welshman.
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:51 PM #22
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Kasidis walks into a bar.

He has a pint, a slice of Sheppards Pie and ****s his pants.

Thats the joke.
This one had me rolling.

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Old 12-11-2010, 08:36 AM #23
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What did Mudine say to the taxi driver?







"Strewth sport, don't knock me out again."
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Old 12-23-2010, 11:53 AM #24
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Dan... challenged Stones to a bare knuckle boxing match in Sydney.

During the first clinch of the fight, they began hugging then started making out.

I left immediately. Worst 5AUD I ever spent.
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Old 12-24-2010, 02:35 AM #25
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derranged,

we r all from somewhere else!

english, french, russian, greek...

even u, lol.
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Old 12-24-2010, 02:36 AM #26
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anthony mundine.

thats the biggest joke so far.
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Old 12-24-2010, 10:36 PM #27
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derranged,

we r all from somewhere else!

english, french, russian, greek...

even u, lol.
I know. Its all in good fun. 'Ave a fackin laugh...
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Old 12-29-2010, 02:32 PM #28
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This thread > any other Aussie thread.
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Old 12-31-2010, 01:29 AM #29
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Australian jokes eh?

Anthony Mundine.
damn straight
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Old 12-31-2010, 12:53 PM #30
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Garth Wood = Cling Wrap (aka the clinch king)






.....disgusting fighter!
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