[PLEASE HELP] How do i bang my neighbor?

[al22tec]

Originally Posted by Low Blow 787

:Ok , listen very carefully , this is how I did it multiple times , and t worked.

I didnt plan it , I just looked back and studied my moves.



1. Make eye contact with her several times. Let her know U notice her.

2. Talk to her one day spontaneously but only for about 5 minutes.( make sure u do enough so she remembers u , and then misses you)

3. Talk to her anohter day again ( make urself seem interesting , and easy going , but dont pay too much attention) IT CANNOT BE FOR LONGER THAN 10 MINUTES!!!!

4. dONT TALK TO HER AGAIN FOR DAYS , ,MAYBE A WEEK , BUT MAKE SURE SHE IS THINKING BOUT YOU ( IF U SEE HER OUTSIDE , SMILE AND WAVE BUT DONT STOP TO TALK TO HER , JUST GO INSIDE. IF U CAN , BE SHIRTLESS. YEAH BABY!!!

5. ONE DAY JUST APPROACH HER , LET HER TALK , FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES , MAKE SMALL REMARKS COMMENTS , STARE AT HER LIPS AND HER EYES DEEPLY , PICK HER UP , IN YOUR ARMS , TAKE HER TO YOUR ROOM , AND :::: yeah , u know what to do.


I did it several times , matter fact ,

thats how i met my wife.

Hope Its clear , u need help just ask

that's at least 2 weeks of "campaigning". Will chicharito last that long or he will explode? Anyway, he can while campaigning.

[-Mustang-]

Originally Posted by Loccy

Maybe you should, Idk, Talk to her.

If not you could always use chloroform.

yo loc ... maybe you shouldn't be giving advice on this subject .... go to the next thread

[Tim Horton]

did ya bang this broad oh what?

[Texanballer]

Negative.

My standards from a year ago are much much different. Confidence is at an all time high and i wouldnt even look at her today.

Anyways i dont live there anymore.

[Hi-Dro]

she was an ugly girl wasn't she...

u slut

[paulf]

I hooked up with this Mexican lady that lived next door back when I was living with my parents. My sister caught my ass goin over there once.

Smile at her. If gives you a blank look; do not pass go, do not collect $200. If she smiles back; try to talk to her next time. Go from there. If she digs you and doesn't have a lot of self respect, you shouldn't have a hard time tagging that.

However, I messed with my neighbor because she invited me over, Lucky me. You're going to have to invite her over to your place if she always has her people over. Always remember the golden rule; If a woman's attracted to you, she's not going to think your advances are creepy. At least, not at first.

Good luck my man. :boxer: