[PLEASE HELP] How do i bang my neighbor?

[Derranged]

Take a crap on her lawn. She'd have to respect the guts it would take to do that.

[BOLLOCKS]

Whatever you do, don't put your dick in her *****.

[LOLORSKATES]

Originally Posted by Loccy

Whatever you do, don't put your dick in her *****.

You wouldn't know the feeling.

Zing!

[BOLLOCKS]

Originally Posted by LOLORSKATES

You wouldn't know the feeling.

Zing!

Your Mother.

Bazinga!

[Texanballer]

Originally Posted by -veteran420-

do you two communicate at all??? go get the mail as soon as you see her outside or something... i dont know what your living arrangements are like

Im starting to do stuff like that when i see her. But i never see her alone, shes always with her niece and nephew, or at least i think they are. They are little kids. And i think she takes care of her sisters baby during the day.

Ive never talk to her, just waved and stuff. They are new.

[Heart and Soul]

:Ok , listen very carefully , this is how I did it multiple times , and t worked.

I didnt plan it , I just looked back and studied my moves.



1. Make eye contact with her several times. Let her know U notice her.

2. Talk to her one day spontaneously but only for about 5 minutes.( make sure u do enough so she remembers u , and then misses you)

3. Talk to her anohter day again ( make urself seem interesting , and easy going , but dont pay too much attention) IT CANNOT BE FOR LONGER THAN 10 MINUTES!!!!

4. dONT TALK TO HER AGAIN FOR DAYS , ,MAYBE A WEEK , BUT MAKE SURE SHE IS THINKING BOUT YOU ( IF U SEE HER OUTSIDE , SMILE AND WAVE BUT DONT STOP TO TALK TO HER , JUST GO INSIDE. IF U CAN , BE SHIRTLESS. YEAH BABY!!!

5. ONE DAY JUST APPROACH HER , LET HER TALK , FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES , MAKE SMALL REMARKS COMMENTS , STARE AT HER LIPS AND HER EYES DEEPLY , PICK HER UP , IN YOUR ARMS , TAKE HER TO YOUR ROOM , AND :::::::: yeah , u know what to do.


I did it several times , matter fact ,

thats how i met my wife.

Hope Its clear , u need help just ask

[BOLLOCKS]

Originally Posted by Chicharito

Im starting to do stuff like that when i see her. But i never see her alone, shes always with her niece and nephew, or at least i think they are. They are little kids. And i think she takes care of her sisters baby during the day.

Ive never talk to her, just waved and stuff. They are new.

Maybe you should, Idk, Talk to her.

If not you could always use chloroform.

[Derranged]

Bottom line, you have to start up a conversation with her as soon as possible. If she looks really good, there is probably a line of dudes waiting for her, don't take too much time.

[Texanballer]

Shes just average looking at best. Its just to get some action and thats it. Im not interested in anything else. And its at a convenient location.

So i gotta see if shes down and i gotta make sure no one finds out. She has a lot of family living there and always hanging out there. It would be awkward for me.

[Eric Holder]

why don't you want anyone to find out? is she a butterface?


edit: nevermind you explained it, in the post above mine