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*The ******* ***** Wars* (NSB wikipedia page)
The Manny Pacquiao fans vs Floyd Mayweather jr. fans war (often abbreviated ******* vs ***** Wars) was a global E-ternational war involving the fan bases of philippine boxing superstar,icon, ronnie nathanielz describe hero of asia Manny Pacquiao & the flamboyant, irrepressible, loathsome, skillfully gifted american Floyd Mayweather.
It was the most widespread war in the history of NSB easily dwarfing the boricua vs mexican wars, american vs eastern european war, & the small massacre of the american vs britain battle that to this very day still affect the brits. The ******* vs ***** wars claimed countless bans & untold & told shamelessness of humanity.
Contents:
1.Chronology
2.Pre War Events
-The steady greatness of Manny Pacquiao (Pacland becomes a Powerhouse)
-Floyd Mayweather jr.'s ho-hum reign as p4p 1#
-The Retirement of Floyd Mayweather jr.
2.Course of the War
-Manny Pacquiao's exhilarating reign as king & his blitzkrieg on boxing
-The Bleeding of Floyd & *****s Mangina
-The Return of Floyd
-Manny's assault on Floyd's common opponents & welterweights
-Failed Negotiations
3.Aftermath
-Impact of the war
-Legacy
-Current Status
Chronology
The start of the war is generally believed to be June 29, 2008 when Pacquiao who moved up in weight to 135 lbs destroyed David Diaz. This win gave Pacquiao the general consensus as the p4p 1# fighter in the world. This seminal moment awakened the sleeping giants known as *******s & *****s. Although there were some pre war hostilities that took place E-nternationally that wondered whether or not Pacquiao deserved the throne while Floyd was still active. Pre war skirmishes often took place in boxing message boards; ESPN, ********BOXING, NSB, THE SWEETSCIENCE.COM, & PACLAND(*****s were soundly crushed in pacland due to the *******s superior numbers & advanced weaponry:biased ass *******s as moderators).
Pre War events
As Floyd Mayweather's reign of boxing king slowly schlepped along with wins vs Henry Bruselles, Arturo Gatti, & Sharmba Mitchell. Floyd was awarded the kingship from bernard hopkins who finally fought a middleweight with a pulse, got outpointed twice by hbo baby at the time jermaine taylor after making his name fighting welterweights oscar de la **** & Felix Trinidad. Hopkins claimed the throne from Roy Jones Jr. who turned into a surfboard after getting KTFO by antonio tarver. Pacquiao in the lower weights was slowly but surely earning his stripes of greatness vs 3 first ballot sure fire hall of famers Marco Antonio Barerra, Erik Morales, & Juan Manuel Marquez.
In less than 3 years, a one handed, raw, still developing Pacquiao took on the 3 polished & classy mexican hall of famers; annihilated a p4p top3 barerra, earned a FOTY candidate draw vs marquez & earned a close points loss vs the great erik morales in savagely wonderful fight where Pacquiao won the last 2 rounds & almost KTFO morales in the last round after morales switched to southpaw due to the fact that he had such huge mexican balls (no ****). After the fight pacquiao started hating on the win by morales (excuses as to why he lost) by saying he didnt get to wear his punchers glove cleto reyes & the fact that he got head butted & suffered a huge gash early in the fight.
Pacquiao followed those performances with ko victories vs morales 2x, larios, solis, barerra again, & marquez all on points. The ******* militarization build up started & they quickly mobilized(NSB accounts were quickly made).
Floyd meanwhile fought zab judah, got knocked down, got hit in the balls (leonard ellerbe shrieked in horror similar to ricky hatton's girlfriend when pac broke his neck in the 2nd round), but because he's a fancy fruit cake didnt do nothing, so it was up to the woman beating a side meth paranoid sufferer roger mayweather to cause a riot. *****s claimed that floyd was not knocked down but his foot was stepped on by zab judah. ***** General Larry X even went as far as putting up the photo allegedly showing the stepped on foot as his avatar. Floyd followed that up by fighting baldomir with pink gloves with ostrich laced boxing trunks (yes, very ****). I dont want to describe the fight so ill just let larry merchant do it;
Then Floyd follows that up with robbing the *****s & mainstream idiotic fans to the tune of 2.4 million ppvs with his glorified pitty pat session vs oscar de la hoya that would have made joe calzaghe proud. Then he follows it with knocking out 140 pounder ricky hatton. Then he retires from the deepest & most talented division in all of boxing at that time.
The ***** propaganda hype machine went into overdrive defending the move & saying he accomplished everything there is & that he should retire from boxing because chest rubs from leonard ellerbe were hurting him & that his body needed rest. The *****s rejoiced but still held on to their weapons (keyboard) & defended Floyd's reputation & standing p4p with great vigor.
Course of the War
General hostilities ratcheted up to unseen e-violence not seen since the joe calzaghe vs bernard hopkins/roy jones war when Pacquiao beat oscar de la hoya in more dominating & entertaining fashion. *****s launched an attack by calling oscar shot, weight drained, the fight was a sham & basically discredited pacquiao's win. *******s countered with saying Pac only had 1 fight above 130 & that pacquiao was the underdog & the general consensus was that pac had no chance.
******* ***** violence ensued to epic proportions when Pac obliterated Ricky Hatton in 2 rounds when he moved up to 140 lbs. Add the fact that Floyd announced his return the very same night of the fight & tried to steal the thunder only for pacquiao's legendary ko of hatton steal it right back. *****s bombed *******s on a massive scale with the Floyd beat him when he was undefeated & with 10oz gloves & he already cracked his chin & we showed the blue print on how to beat hatton offensive. *******s launched a strategic counter offensive saying Pacquiao beat hatton faster, more decisive, in his comfortable weight where he's undefeated, & more entertaining fashion.
Then Pacquiao beats cotto in another entertaining fight which cinched fighter of the year & fighter of the decade decorations to Pacquiao. The *****s were hurt. Painfully hurt. They start trying to attack basic arithmetic, trying to extend decades to an extra year or lump 2 years in one year in some crazy parallel universe mental gymnastic thinking in order to prevent Pacquiao from taking FOTD awards. They also attacked the 7 division accomplishment by Pacquiao by pacquiao saying ring magazine belts were illegitimate.
Stuck in a stalemate, Dr. Floyd Sr. INVENTED the ultimate weapon that the *****s were about to unleash to unsuspecting *******s, STEROIDS.
BOOM COMES THE DYNAMITE.
The nuclear fallout from the bomb dropped on the *******s by the *****s is still felt to this very day. Experts think it will last longer than Chernobyl. The nuclear steroid waste has polluted every single message board & has affected mainstream fans. It has divided fans, boxing scribe, & media alike.
*****s thought victory was imminent, but they were wrong. What was thought to be a nuclear hydrogen steroid bomb was nothing more than a dirty bomb. It lacked the powerful ingredient in a proper sports steroid nuclear bomb;
ACTUAL EVIDENCE OF STEROID USE.
*******s shaken but not defeated came back when *****s thought there would be overwhelming victory in the boxing media & sports media in general when the negotiations for Pac vs Floyd fight failed due to disagreements of the cutoff dates, they were wrong. A lot of boxing media & sports media took sides with the *******s, although some took sides with *****s. The consensus is that Pac's reputation is still somewhat intact buoyed by his incredible popularity & achievements but a little dinged by the whole mess.
It was the most widespread war in the history of NSB easily dwarfing the boricua vs mexican wars, american vs eastern european war, & the small massacre of the american vs britain battle that to this very day still affect the brits. The ******* vs ***** wars claimed countless bans & untold & told shamelessness of humanity.
Contents:
1.Chronology
2.Pre War Events
-The steady greatness of Manny Pacquiao (Pacland becomes a Powerhouse)
-Floyd Mayweather jr.'s ho-hum reign as p4p 1#
-The Retirement of Floyd Mayweather jr.
2.Course of the War
-Manny Pacquiao's exhilarating reign as king & his blitzkrieg on boxing
-The Bleeding of Floyd & *****s Mangina
-The Return of Floyd
-Manny's assault on Floyd's common opponents & welterweights
-Failed Negotiations
3.Aftermath
-Impact of the war
-Legacy
-Current Status
Chronology
The start of the war is generally believed to be June 29, 2008 when Pacquiao who moved up in weight to 135 lbs destroyed David Diaz. This win gave Pacquiao the general consensus as the p4p 1# fighter in the world. This seminal moment awakened the sleeping giants known as *******s & *****s. Although there were some pre war hostilities that took place E-nternationally that wondered whether or not Pacquiao deserved the throne while Floyd was still active. Pre war skirmishes often took place in boxing message boards; ESPN, ********BOXING, NSB, THE SWEETSCIENCE.COM, & PACLAND(*****s were soundly crushed in pacland due to the *******s superior numbers & advanced weaponry:biased ass *******s as moderators).
Pre War events
As Floyd Mayweather's reign of boxing king slowly schlepped along with wins vs Henry Bruselles, Arturo Gatti, & Sharmba Mitchell. Floyd was awarded the kingship from bernard hopkins who finally fought a middleweight with a pulse, got outpointed twice by hbo baby at the time jermaine taylor after making his name fighting welterweights oscar de la **** & Felix Trinidad. Hopkins claimed the throne from Roy Jones Jr. who turned into a surfboard after getting KTFO by antonio tarver. Pacquiao in the lower weights was slowly but surely earning his stripes of greatness vs 3 first ballot sure fire hall of famers Marco Antonio Barerra, Erik Morales, & Juan Manuel Marquez.
In less than 3 years, a one handed, raw, still developing Pacquiao took on the 3 polished & classy mexican hall of famers; annihilated a p4p top3 barerra, earned a FOTY candidate draw vs marquez & earned a close points loss vs the great erik morales in savagely wonderful fight where Pacquiao won the last 2 rounds & almost KTFO morales in the last round after morales switched to southpaw due to the fact that he had such huge mexican balls (no ****). After the fight pacquiao started hating on the win by morales (excuses as to why he lost) by saying he didnt get to wear his punchers glove cleto reyes & the fact that he got head butted & suffered a huge gash early in the fight.
Pacquiao followed those performances with ko victories vs morales 2x, larios, solis, barerra again, & marquez all on points. The ******* militarization build up started & they quickly mobilized(NSB accounts were quickly made).
Floyd meanwhile fought zab judah, got knocked down, got hit in the balls (leonard ellerbe shrieked in horror similar to ricky hatton's girlfriend when pac broke his neck in the 2nd round), but because he's a fancy fruit cake didnt do nothing, so it was up to the woman beating a side meth paranoid sufferer roger mayweather to cause a riot. *****s claimed that floyd was not knocked down but his foot was stepped on by zab judah. ***** General Larry X even went as far as putting up the photo allegedly showing the stepped on foot as his avatar. Floyd followed that up by fighting baldomir with pink gloves with ostrich laced boxing trunks (yes, very ****). I dont want to describe the fight so ill just let larry merchant do it;
Then Floyd follows that up with robbing the *****s & mainstream idiotic fans to the tune of 2.4 million ppvs with his glorified pitty pat session vs oscar de la hoya that would have made joe calzaghe proud. Then he follows it with knocking out 140 pounder ricky hatton. Then he retires from the deepest & most talented division in all of boxing at that time.
The ***** propaganda hype machine went into overdrive defending the move & saying he accomplished everything there is & that he should retire from boxing because chest rubs from leonard ellerbe were hurting him & that his body needed rest. The *****s rejoiced but still held on to their weapons (keyboard) & defended Floyd's reputation & standing p4p with great vigor.
Course of the War
General hostilities ratcheted up to unseen e-violence not seen since the joe calzaghe vs bernard hopkins/roy jones war when Pacquiao beat oscar de la hoya in more dominating & entertaining fashion. *****s launched an attack by calling oscar shot, weight drained, the fight was a sham & basically discredited pacquiao's win. *******s countered with saying Pac only had 1 fight above 130 & that pacquiao was the underdog & the general consensus was that pac had no chance.
******* ***** violence ensued to epic proportions when Pac obliterated Ricky Hatton in 2 rounds when he moved up to 140 lbs. Add the fact that Floyd announced his return the very same night of the fight & tried to steal the thunder only for pacquiao's legendary ko of hatton steal it right back. *****s bombed *******s on a massive scale with the Floyd beat him when he was undefeated & with 10oz gloves & he already cracked his chin & we showed the blue print on how to beat hatton offensive. *******s launched a strategic counter offensive saying Pacquiao beat hatton faster, more decisive, in his comfortable weight where he's undefeated, & more entertaining fashion.
Then Pacquiao beats cotto in another entertaining fight which cinched fighter of the year & fighter of the decade decorations to Pacquiao. The *****s were hurt. Painfully hurt. They start trying to attack basic arithmetic, trying to extend decades to an extra year or lump 2 years in one year in some crazy parallel universe mental gymnastic thinking in order to prevent Pacquiao from taking FOTD awards. They also attacked the 7 division accomplishment by Pacquiao by pacquiao saying ring magazine belts were illegitimate.
Stuck in a stalemate, Dr. Floyd Sr. INVENTED the ultimate weapon that the *****s were about to unleash to unsuspecting *******s, STEROIDS.
BOOM COMES THE DYNAMITE.
The nuclear fallout from the bomb dropped on the *******s by the *****s is still felt to this very day. Experts think it will last longer than Chernobyl. The nuclear steroid waste has polluted every single message board & has affected mainstream fans. It has divided fans, boxing scribe, & media alike.
*****s thought victory was imminent, but they were wrong. What was thought to be a nuclear hydrogen steroid bomb was nothing more than a dirty bomb. It lacked the powerful ingredient in a proper sports steroid nuclear bomb;
ACTUAL EVIDENCE OF STEROID USE.
*******s shaken but not defeated came back when *****s thought there would be overwhelming victory in the boxing media & sports media in general when the negotiations for Pac vs Floyd fight failed due to disagreements of the cutoff dates, they were wrong. A lot of boxing media & sports media took sides with the *******s, although some took sides with *****s. The consensus is that Pac's reputation is still somewhat intact buoyed by his incredible popularity & achievements but a little dinged by the whole mess.
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