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Old 06-03-2010, 10:20 PM
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:22 PM
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:25 PM
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:26 PM
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Red K given,for hittin me with red,and getting so upset like a lil *****
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:27 PM
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Seven Englishman and an Irishman are in a rape line up....

The victim walks in and Paddy steps forward and shouts, "That's her, the miserable frigid ****er!"
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:49 PM
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Paddy pulls alongside a lorry and shouts, "Oi, driver! You're losing your load!"

Driver replies, "**** off!"

5 miles further along, Paddy again shouts, "Oi, you're losing your load!"

Driver again replies, "**** off!"

5 miles further along, Paddy yells, "I'm not joking! Honestly, you are losing your load!"

Driver then shouts, "Will you go away you thick Irish cunt, I'm gritting!"
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Old 06-03-2010, 11:12 PM
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Paddy asks Murphy if he wants any **** when he goes on his holidays. Murphy says "Yeah, cheers mate get me 200 Bensons."
Two weeks later Paddy comes home, sees Murphy in the pub and says, "I got your ****, you owe me sixty-eight quid."
"For ****'s sake," said Murphy, "where did you go on holiday?"
Paddy says, "Butlins."
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Old 06-03-2010, 11:16 PM
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Old 06-03-2010, 11:47 PM
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Paddy buys a bath but takes it back the next day complaining that the water keeps running out.

The manager asks, "did you buy a plug?"

Paddy says, "you cunt! You never said it was electric!"
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