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old robin williams speech
Aparrently this was a couple of years ago, but i just got sent it in an email there now and thought it was pretty good so here it is for anyone that hasnt seen it already (dont have a video of it, just the quote)
HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK .
Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in
gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams
to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to
stand up and repeat this message.
Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
'I see a
lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So,
here's one plan.'
'The US/ UK/ AUSTRALIA will apologize to the
world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know,
Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of
those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.
We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and
the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through
holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get
their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days
the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom
or where they are from. They're illegal!!!
All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older
ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back
The US /UK/Australia will make a strong
effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in
the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil
producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go
someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
army. The people who need it most get very little, if
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated
island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak
is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a
Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your
tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'
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