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[kadyo]

[kadyo]

Originally Posted by JOM'S

wag naman prof baka wala ng mag post dito sa sinulid natin hehe...

hehe joke lang.

[kadyo]

Sino kaya humuli dito?

[kadyo]

As US tourists in Egypt, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Luxor souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.
After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from.
"America," the husband replied.
Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. "She's not from the States."
"Yes I am." said the wife.
He looked at her and asked, "Is he your husband?"
"Yes." she replied.
Turning to the husband, he offered.... "I'll give you 100 camels for her." The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied, "she's not for sale."
After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."

[Dale Cardon]

Originally Posted by kadyo

As US tourists in Egypt, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Luxor souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.
After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from.
"America," the husband replied.
Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. "She's not from the States."
"Yes I am." said the wife.
He looked at her and asked, "Is he your husband?"
"Yes." she replied.
Turning to the husband, he offered.... "I'll give you 100 camels for her." The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied, "she's not for sale."
After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."

[Dale Cardon]

Originally Posted by kadyo

Sino kaya humuli dito?

ano sa tingin mo prof, dapat bang ma promote yung humuli o ma demote?

[kadyo]

Originally Posted by Dale Cardon

ano sa tingin mo prof, dapat bang ma promote yung humuli o ma demote?

Depende siguro sa kung anong bribe ang inalok ng nasasakdal, di ba?

[kadyo]

Etong mga to dapat hulihin.

[Dale Cardon]

Originally Posted by kadyo

Depende siguro sa kung anong bribe ang inalok ng nasasakdal, di ba?

uu nga naman hehe

[kadyo]

Dentist pulls out all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after split





you're planning a trip to the dentist, it might not be the wisest decision to make your appointment with the person with whom you just broke up.
A Polish woman is facing three years in prison after she removed all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth during dental surgery just days after their breakup.
"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out."
Marek Olszewski, 45, reportedly showed up at Mackowiak's dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her. She then allegedly gave him a "heavy dose" of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all of his teeth one at a time.
"I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages," Olszewski said.
"She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn't be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist," he said.
"I didn't have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional."
Adding to his trauma, Olszewski said his new girlfriend has already left him over his now toothless appearance.
"And I'm going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something," he said.
Mackowiak is currently being investigated for medical malpractice.