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  • Rabbit ♠
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    Your favorite fighter sucks and here's why

    1. Manny Pacquiao

    Manny Pacquiao hasn't had a legit win in his life. MAB and Erik were past their prime. He didn't beat JMM. Oscar was weight-drained. Hatton was a bum. Miguel Cotto was drained and hasn't been the same fighter since Margarito. Let's not forget all he does is fight people at catch weight. Even if these fighters were at their best Manny still doesn't deserve credit because he's a steroid abuser. There's proof. It doesn't matter who he fights next. I'll have an excuse lined up if he wins.

    2. Floyd Mayweather

    Floyd Mayweather is the biggest ***** in sports history. He's ducked everyone and anyone. No wonder he's undefeated. Even if he did man up and fight some good fights, they would be boring as ****! And coming in two pounds over with Marquez?? He's lucky he did or Marquez would have beat his ass silly. Oh well, I'll keep buying his PPV's till he loses. C'mon lucky 41!

    3. Miguel Cotto

    Who cares if he fights everyone? He flat out runs like a ***** when he does. Not to mention every decision he's won in his life has been a gift. I mean what's wrong with this clown? He can't KO all of his opponents? If you're not going to have %100 percent KO ratio then don't bother showing up Miguel.

    4. Bernard Hopkins

    Must be easy being one of the best middleweights of all time when you're a LHW and all of your oppenents are welterweights. So what if you're pushing 40? Lot's of guys are in their prime at that age. Step up in weight and fight someone your own size not named Roy Jones Jr. BTW what's up with fighting Roy? Why would you want to avenge the only meaningful loss of your career?

    5. Roy Jones Jr.

    Roy Jones Jr. looked amazing in his prime. Why? Because he fought tomato cans. Anyone could have done that. They just didn't want to. Tarver exposed you for the fraud you were the whole decade of the 90's. Took me decade to prove it but I knew RJJ ******. Thanks Tarver!

    6. Ricky Hatton

    This ****ing bum. What a sorry ass excuse for a boxer. Hitman? You can't hit **** other than a ring post with your face. The guy has two losses. That's just unexceptable. What kind of bum loses to Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao???

    7. Joe Calzaghe

    This slap happy mother****er's two biggest wins are against RJJ and BHop. So what if you moved up in weight for them? Anyone could have beat them at that point in their careers. He's just lucky he's not still fighting because that 0 on his record would be gone. He wouldn't have a chance of winning the super-six.

    8. Paul Williams

    Paul is wayyy overrated. Not a little. Alot. He got schooled by Carlos and the best revenge he can get is a first round KO? That's it?? Quintana is chinny. He gets KO'd all the time. Sorry but I'm just not impressed. It makes me sick to see him on p4p rankings. Everybody wants to fight him so when he decides to accept the challenge I'll show more respect.

    9. Muhammed Ali

    The Greatest? No. Ali was very overrated (I don't know about you but I'm the kind of guy who likes to discredit talent due to trash talking). He was not exciting to watch and he's been hurt by nobodies. So what if he beat the best guys in his time? That all of a sudden means he's the best HW ever?? People act like that was the toughest HW era or something?? pfff... Who the hell are George Forman and Joe Frazier? I've never seen them fight but I doubt they could hang with todays heavyweights.

    10. The Klitschko's

    They Klitschko's suck so much they had to share a spot. I've suffered from insomnia for years and I watch Klitschko fights when I need much needed sleep. Takes alot more than domintating a division for almost a decade to impress me. Damn I hate them and their ****y attitude.

    11. Shane Mosley

    This guy. Where to start. Who does he think he is trying to jump up in weight like that? I hate risk takers. Not to mention he's a steroid abuser. They stay in your system forever as you can see in the Mayorga fight. Who does he think he is trying to land big fights?? What is he the best welterweight!? GTFOH...

    I could name more but it's just funny to me that EVERY single fighter is discredited for everything.

    Warning: Not Intended for the Sarcastic Impaired
    Last edited by Rabbit ♠; 01-15-2010, 03:07 PM.
  • Rabbit ♠
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    #2
    bump......

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    • MANGLER
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      #3
      Cuz I said so.

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      • JM1
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        #4


        this thread cracked me up. good job ts!

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        • Too Much 4U
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          #5
          Originally posted by Rabbit-Punches
          1. Manny Pacquiao

          Manny Pacquiao hasn't had a legit win in his life. MAB and Erik were past their prime. He didn't beat JMM. Oscar was weight-drained. Hatton was a bum. Miguel Cotto was drained and hasn't been the same fighter since Margarito. Let's not forget all he does is fight people at catch weight. Even if these fighters were at their best Manny still doesn't deserve credit because he's a steroid abuser. There's proof.

          2. Floyd Mayweather

          Floyd Mayweather is the biggest ***** in sports history. He's ducked everyone and anyone. No wonder he's undefeated. Even if he did man up and fight some good fights, they would be boring as ****! And coming in two pounds over with Marquez?? He's lucky he did or Marquez would have beat his ass silly. Oh well, I'll keep buying his PPV's till he loses. C'mon lucky 41!

          3. Miguel Cotto

          Who cares if he fights everyone? He flat out runs like a ***** when he does. Not to mention every decision he's won in his life has been a gift. I mean what's wrong with this clown? He can't KO his all of his opponents? If you're not going to have %100 percent KO ratio then don't bother showing up Miguel.

          4. Bernard Hopkins

          Must be easy being one of the best middleweights of all time when you're a LHW and all of your oppenents are welterweights. So what if you're pushing 40? Lot's of guys are in their prime at that age. Step up in weight and fight someone your own size not named Roy Jones Jr. BTW what's up with fighting Roy? Why would you want to avenge the only meaningful loss of your career?

          5. Roy Jones Jr.

          Roy Jones Jr. looked amazing in his prime. Why? Because he fought tomatoe cans. Anyone could have done that. They just didn't want to. Tarver exposed you for the fraud you were the whole decade of the 90's. Took me decade to prove it but I knew RJJ ******. Thanks Tarver!

          6. Ricky Hatton
          This ****ing bum. What a sorry ass excuse for a boxer. Hitman? You can't hit **** other than a ring post with your face. The guy has two losses. That's just unexceptable. What kind of bum loses to Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao???

          7. Joe Calzaghe

          This slap happy mother****er's two biggest wins are against RJJ and BHop. So what if you moved up in weight for them? Anyone could have beat them at that point in their careers. He's just lucky he's not still fighting because that 0 on his record would be gone. He wouldn't have a chance of winning the super-six.

          I could name more but it's just funny to me that EVERY single fighter is discredited for everything.
          You're Mexican right? You went against every great boxing country except Mexico.

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          • Joe2608
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            #6
            This thread should be carried on for every fighter until we discredit the whole of boxing.

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            • BEEHOP
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              #7
              Agree with all of these.


              Sven Ottke is the only true champ!

              Honourable mention goes to the Lineal KING: ZSOLT ERDEI.

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              • DrewWoodside
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                #8
                Originally posted by Rabbit-Punches
                1. Manny Pacquiao

                Manny Pacquiao hasn't had a legit win in his life. MAB and Erik were past their prime. He didn't beat JMM. Oscar was weight-drained. Hatton was a bum. Miguel Cotto was drained and hasn't been the same fighter since Margarito. Let's not forget all he does is fight people at catch weight. Even if these fighters were at their best Manny still doesn't deserve credit because he's a steroid abuser. There's proof.

                2. Floyd Mayweather

                Floyd Mayweather is the biggest ***** in sports history. He's ducked everyone and anyone. No wonder he's undefeated. Even if he did man up and fight some good fights, they would be boring as ****! And coming in two pounds over with Marquez?? He's lucky he did or Marquez would have beat his ass silly. Oh well, I'll keep buying his PPV's till he loses. C'mon lucky 41!

                3. Miguel Cotto

                Who cares if he fights everyone? He flat out runs like a ***** when he does. Not to mention every decision he's won in his life has been a gift. I mean what's wrong with this clown? He can't KO his all of his opponents? If you're not going to have %100 percent KO ratio then don't bother showing up Miguel.

                4. Bernard Hopkins

                Must be easy being one of the best middleweights of all time when you're a LHW and all of your oppenents are welterweights. So what if you're pushing 40? Lot's of guys are in their prime at that age. Step up in weight and fight someone your own size not named Roy Jones Jr. BTW what's up with fighting Roy? Why would you want to avenge the only meaningful loss of your career?

                5. Roy Jones Jr.

                Roy Jones Jr. looked amazing in his prime. Why? Because he fought tomatoe cans. Anyone could have done that. They just didn't want to. Tarver exposed you for the fraud you were the whole decade of the 90's. Took me decade to prove it but I knew RJJ ******. Thanks Tarver!

                6. Ricky Hatton
                This ****ing bum. What a sorry ass excuse for a boxer. Hitman? You can't hit **** other than a ring post with your face. The guy has two losses. That's just unexceptable. What kind of bum loses to Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao???

                7. Joe Calzaghe

                This slap happy mother****er's two biggest wins are against RJJ and BHop. So what if you moved up in weight for them? Anyone could have beat them at that point in their careers. He's just lucky he's not still fighting because that 0 on his record would be gone. He wouldn't have a chance of winning the super-six.

                I could name more but it's just funny to me that EVERY single fighter is discredited for everything.
                Great thread.

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                • JohnCIV6
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                  #9
                  He thinks he's some genious for this prolly... LOL.. I wish I had this losers time to go through every sentence and pick out all the flaws.

                  Someone please do that.

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                  • Rabbit ♠
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Too Much 4U
                    You're Mexican right? You went against every great boxing country except Mexico.
                    1. I'm not Mexican

                    2. Haven't seen alot of hatred towards any Mexican fighters cept maybe Marg.

                    3. It's called satire (I'm not going against anyone).
                    Last edited by Rabbit ♠; 11-18-2009, 06:39 PM.

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