WHich of these sex acts do you find morally wrong...

[Sweet Pea 50]

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[RightCross94]

Originally Posted by Carnivore

You homosexuals really stick together!

I remember your original account KostyaTszyu44 was permanently banned because you posted an explicit photo of a man's genitalia.

Point in case

Plus, I actually diagree with Squealpiggy's views about some things (religion mostly) but there's no denying he's quite an intelligent guy, much more so than your pathetic self.

[alza1988]

I didn't know what any of them meant tho I looked up the donkey punch .That means during a--l sex hit her with a rabbit punch on the back of the head lmfao so it makes her a--l tighter and more intense lmfao .What happens if she sin't got a chin on her lmfao.That's stupid as f--k.

[squealpiggy]

Originally Posted by Ylem

No pink sock?

Not really a sex act, more an unfortunate accident.

Queefing would have been a good addition to this list.