Smelly Pirate solution

[The Fix]

id be a pirate if i were somali.... id **** pirate *****es and live on a boat and get drunk every day. id rob me some ukrianian boats and sell backthere **** to them for 50 cents on the dollar. id get me a jungle benz, with gold ak's blasting. id get aids and share them.

[PBDS]

Originally Posted by The Fix

id be a pirate if i were somali.... id **** pirate *****es and live on a boat and get drunk every day. id rob me some ukrianian boats and sell backthere **** to them for 50 cents on the dollar. id get me a jungle benz, with gold ak's blasting. id get aids and share them.

....ha ha ha Teh Fix in the house.

[The Fix]

Originally Posted by PBDS

....ha ha ha Teh Fix in the house.

you'd be in heaven... all the *****es there have that "around the block smell".

[street bully]

Originally Posted by PBDS

....Two complete carrier fleets spread along the coastline with Awacs support, satelite tracking and drone support could do plenty of damage. Besides, we know the bases they are launching from and going back to for the most part. They don't just randomly spring out of the woods from the middle of nowhere.

There already are drones. It is a very complicated issue, and as long as they are in Somali waters nothing can be done to any Sovali vessels.

[PBDS]

Originally Posted by The Dice

Blah Blah Blah

You know there are pirates in West Africa, South America and South China, right. This even happens in Europe. But many of those other pirates do it for financial gains. But fox news doesn't tell you that does it

...Here are the stats douchebag. Over half off all attacks around the entire world are from Somalia. I would say that's a problem worth mentioning. Now STFU and get back in your hole.



Pirates are suspected of taking British couple Paul and Rachel Chandler's yacht after it disappeared off the coast of east Africa while the pair were sailing from the Seychelles to Tanzania.

It is one of several recent high-profile pirate kidnappings. British yachtsman Malcolm Robertson was killed by pirates when his boat was hijacked off Thailand in March, and several Brits were among the crew of the ship Sirius Star which was held for ransom in November last year.

According to the ICC International Maritime Bureau's quarterly report on piracy and armed robbery, published last week, there were 306 attacks on ships around the world in the first three quarters of 2009.

The ICC's data shows that the Gulf of Aden is the most dangerous stretch of water: 100, or around a third, of attacks have taken place there this year. The Gulf of Aden is one of six areas where attacks are carried out by Somali pirates, who have been responsible for 164 attacks this year (more than half).

Somalia and the Gulf Aden are also the areas where most hostages have been taken, though the statistics show that violent attacks of piracy are relatively rare. While 661 hostages have been taken this year, only 23 victims have been injured and six killed (though a further eight are missing).

Take a look at the table below to see where attacks have taken place, or download the spreadsheet for the figures on violence used by location. See what you can do with the data.
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• DATA: All the pirate attacks around the world in 2009
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Summary table
Piracy attacks this year

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Location

All attacks

Actual attacks boarded

Actual attacks hijacked

Attempts fired upon

Other attempts
Indonesia 7 5 2
Malacca Straits 2 2
Malaysia 14 11 3
Myanmar 1 1
Philippines 1 1
Singapore Straits 6 4 2
Thailand 1 1
China / Hong Kong / Macau
Papua New Guinea
South China Sea 10 9 1
Vietnam 8 8
Bangladesh 12 10 2
India 10 9 1
Sri Lanka
Brazil 4 4
Colombia 5 5
Costa Rica 3 3
Dominican Republic
Ecuador 1 1
Guyana
Haiti 3 2 1
Jamaica
Peru 10 9 1
Suriname
Venezuela 2 2
Angola
Cameroon 3 2 1
Congo
Dem. Congo Republic 2 2
Egypt
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Ghana 2 2
Guinea
Guinea Bissau 1 1
Gulf of Aden* 100 18 53 29
Ivory Coast 2 2
Kenya 1 1
Liberia
Madagascar
Mauritania
Morocco
Mozambique
Nigeria 20 13 1 3 3
Red Sea* 15 3 12
Sierra Leone
Somalia 47 1 13 27 6
Tanzania 5 4 1
Togo 2 2
Arabian Sea* 1 1
Indian Ocean* 1 1
Belgium
France
Iran
Iraq
Oman* 4 1 2 1
Seychelles
United Kingdom
Sub total for first 9 months 306 114 34 88 70

* all attributed to Somali pirates

SOURCE ICC International Maritime Bureau

[The Dice]

Originally Posted by PBDS

.....You liberal turds and your obsession with Fox News is hilarious. You know that over half of their audience is made up of liberals and independents. You are obviously a regular *****. They have pirates in other parts of the world? Really??? Wow, what a revelation. Genius!!!! So, your point is that Fox News is picking on the Smelly Pirates because they are black then I suppose?? lol

Again, another useless post.

Most ships captured are in Somali waters. Why are they in Somali waters??? Because they are doing illegal fishing and dumping toxic waste

They literally stole all the fishes in the waters. The pirates were former fishermen. Did fox news tell your that?? Of course not.

[The Fix]

Originally Posted by The Dice

Again, another useless post.

Most ships captured are in Somali waters. Why are they in Somali waters??? Because they are doing illegal fishing and dumping toxic waste

They literally stole all the fishes in the waters. The pirates were former fishermen. Did fox news tell your that?? Of course not.

hug a tree hippie.

[PBDS]

Originally Posted by The Dice

Again, another useless post.

Most ships captured are in Somali waters. Why are they in Somali waters??? Because they are doing illegal fishing and dumping toxic waste

They literally stole all the fishes in the waters. The pirates were former fishermen. Did fox news tell your that?? Of course not.

.....Show me your proof that your "pirates" were fisherman. It's a nice human interest story for douchebag liberals like you to eat up. Most of those hijacked ships weren't illegally in their waters either. You are 100% full of ****. Read my prior post you dumb ****.

[RwK]

How about the Muslim nation's participate in the problem solving.

Or else they get attacked for supporting their pirate activity.

[RwK]

Originally Posted by The Dice

Most ships captured are in Somali waters. Why are they in Somali waters??? Because they are doing illegal fishing and dumping toxic waste

They literally stole all the fishes in the waters. The pirates were former fishermen. Did fox news tell your that?? Of course not.

That's ridiculous.

The reason they're hijacking, is because they're poor and don't give a crap.