You know you're Mexican..... - Page 2

deezdominates

.... when you scored diaz winning ( malignagi)

.... when you scored chavez winning (whitaker)

Derranged

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Originally Posted by deezdominates

.... when you scored diaz winning ( malignagi)

.... when you scored chavez winning (whitaker)

I scored Diaz over Malignaggi and I'm Italian-American.

Cleto_Reyes

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Originally Posted by Derranged

Not particularly. With him its all the same ****:

"Eehh... Look at me.. Mexicans do this.. lalala... White people do that.. brat da da..."

WE GET IT. WHITE PEOPLE DIFFER FROM LATINO PEOPLE.

Most Comedians used the same material over and over

Cleto_Reyes

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Originally Posted by deezdominates

.... when you scored diaz winning ( malignagi)

.... when you scored chavez winning (whitaker)

Cleto_Reyes

When you or a family member has a pair of these

elgranluchadore

"You need to point out how much something you just bought cost."
damn
this is me alright, i do it subconsciously

Cuauhtémoc1520

When you are REALLY Mexican you don't get hit with a chancla, you get hit with a Huarache upside the head.

bigsmoothh

or whenever you keep sayin "ya vamonos ama" or the famous "ala verga"

bigsmoothh

when you say "pacon" intead of saying popcorn......

jtcs1981

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Originally Posted by Cleto_Reyes

You might of already seen this but i'l post it anyway

You Know You're Mexican When...

You have ever been hit by a chancla.

You grew up scared by something called "El Cuco." (AKA the boogie man)

Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.

You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".

You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music.

You use "manteca" (lard) instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your booty is getting bigger.

You call your sneakers "tenis".

You have at least thirty cousins. ( I have 50 on my moms side alone)

Whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "Vics" vapor rub all over your chest and inside your nostrils.

Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday.

There is more Cerveza than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.

You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold.

You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato (plate) to go.

We share some. I change some names, but still the same

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