Paddy walks into a gym
Says to the trainer, "I want to be a boxer"
Trainer says to Paddy, "You'll have to take a medical first"
Paddy comes back from the medical, & is called into the trainers office
The trainer then says, "Sorry Paddy, but you've got Sugar Diabetes"
Paddy replies instantly, "It's OK boss.. I don't give a fvck who I fight"!
As for quotes:
I'll hit him so hard, he'll get nicked for speeding.. Nigel Benn
I started hitting him hard to the body.. He started making womanly gestures & squealing like a girl.. Jeeez, not even my wife makes noises like that! ... Mike Tyson
No white boy's ever gonna beat me... Bernard Hopkins
Sure there's been fatalities in boxing.. But none of them serious... Alan Minter
It's hard to get up at 5am & go running, when you're lying in a 4 poster bed wearing silk pyjamas..... Marvin Hagler
Marciano couldn't carry my jock strap... Larry Holmes
Can't resist this one from the world of tennis..
There's a C*ink in Changs armour... Dan Maskel
Last edited by mickey malone; 07-01-2009 at 02:35 AM.
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