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Filipino Doctors released a report yesterday that has shed new light on the causes of such diseases as Parkinsons and Swine Flu. The research links Filipino boxing star Manny Pacquiao with many of the diseases suffered by past and present boxers.
Dr. Tangsan Withnohat of Manilla University Hospital commented "We have suspected for many years that Manny has been the cause of some of the world's most dangerous diseases but now we have proof" Manny's two round demolition of Ricky Hatton last week in Las Vegas has left experts in no doubt as to the cause of Parkinsons. "As soon as Manny's left glove touched Ricky's face he contracted Parkinsons disease" said Filipino Neuro Surgeon Ping Unsteadyhan.
Pac Man is also blamed for the recent global outbreak of Swine Flu in which thousands have died, although experts such as Dr Nit Haveaclu is unsure of the mechanics of the cause, "We're not quite sure how he did it, but it's something to do with the fact that Manny gives out turkeys at Thanksgiving and the fact that he's fought so many Mexicans".
The report says you only need to be in the presence of the Pac Man to contract a deadly disease, Filipinos are of course immune and so are Freddie Roach and the rest of the Wild Card gym because they in the words of Filipino President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo "Honourary Filipinos".
Dr. Tangsan Withnohat of Manilla University Hospital commented "We have suspected for many years that Manny has been the cause of some of the world's most dangerous diseases but now we have proof" Manny's two round demolition of Ricky Hatton last week in Las Vegas has left experts in no doubt as to the cause of Parkinsons. "As soon as Manny's left glove touched Ricky's face he contracted Parkinsons disease" said Filipino Neuro Surgeon Ping Unsteadyhan.
Pac Man is also blamed for the recent global outbreak of Swine Flu in which thousands have died, although experts such as Dr Nit Haveaclu is unsure of the mechanics of the cause, "We're not quite sure how he did it, but it's something to do with the fact that Manny gives out turkeys at Thanksgiving and the fact that he's fought so many Mexicans".
The report says you only need to be in the presence of the Pac Man to contract a deadly disease, Filipinos are of course immune and so are Freddie Roach and the rest of the Wild Card gym because they in the words of Filipino President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo "Honourary Filipinos".
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