So I just went over the shop buy some munch for the evening.......

[Mizzou]

Originally Posted by KingoftheAnts

Riz if I was to go into Compton and see a gang fight and in my best posh English accent said 'Excuse me chaps but could you please refrain from causing such a ruckus in my vicinity. I was trying to brew my tea and listen to Mozart when i heard this ungodly rabble. If you could stop that it would be most appreciated'.

Would they shoot me or invite me to their house to smoke a blunt?

They would most likely be black/latino and would probably be suspicious of you. Alot of them think white=police.

[Iamnotausername]

Originally Posted by Mizzou

They would most likely be black/latino and would probably be suspicious of you. Alot of them think white=police.

If I offered them a cup of tea each. Would that help?

[Breakbeat]

Originally Posted by KingoftheAnts

Well officially Croydon, but I live right on the London/Croydon boundary(i walk five minutes to the right after coming out of my house and I'm officially in London), Croydon centre is about 1/2 hour drive from me.



My local fish n chippy is run by a proper misery guts. Plus his spare ribs gave my diarrohea (sp?) once so I think I'll give it a miss tonight I've already nearly crapped my pants once tonight, not really up for it again.



Mate I'm gonna have to give you some nice green K for these suggestions, sorted my dinner for tonight out and I wont potentially get a beating for my trouble!

You live near me.....

[Iamnotausername]

Originally Posted by Breakbeat

You live near me.....

Where u live mate?

I'm from Mitcham.

[Breakbeat]

Beckenham.....

[Iamnotausername]

Originally Posted by Breakbeat

Beckenham.....

lol when u said near me I thought just down the road like Colliers Wood! How is Beckenham? tbh I never been there I just know its at the end of the tramlink.

[Breakbeat]

Originally Posted by KingoftheAnts

lol when u said near me I thought just down the road like Colliers Wood! How is Beckenham? tbh I never been there I just know its at the end of the tramlink.

Well it's the other side of Croydon............ considering most cunts on here are fat Yanks that's quite close.......and it's 20 mins for me to get to Croydon.

[Mizzou]

Originally Posted by KingoftheAnts

If I offered them a cup of tea each. Would that help?

What is I came to where you live and told everyone that I didn't wanna see no terrorism from no browns and that Jesus blessed the U.S.A.?

[Breakbeat]

[rizkybizness]

Originally Posted by KingoftheAnts

Riz if I was to go into Compton and see a gang fight and in my best posh English accent said 'Excuse me chaps but could you please refrain from causing such a ruckus in my vicinity. I was trying to brew my tea and listen to Mozart when i heard this ungodly rabble. If you could stop that it would be most appreciated'.

Would they shoot me or invite me to their house to smoke a blunt?

LMAOO!


answer:
they'd take their dick out of travi$ and violate your tight little pink *******