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Old 12-03-2008, 10:54 AM
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Default The JulioCesaChavez Rap!

Good afternoon fellas. I have just joined this mighty fine site and you'll never guess what the bloody first thing I found was. Tis true, I found a wee little pm in my message box from that frog fella, and lo and behold t'was a rap about the fine mans skills and talents.

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I'm so fat no crane could lift me/
In my class IQ test yo I got fifty/
(But I'm still superior to 99% of those *****es)/
I don't care what the rest got/
I'll squash you son, I'm fatter than John Prescott/
And I look fly in my 2k boss jacket/
I'd take you on in real life but I'd probably cack it/
But yo, I'm still a bad boy Joe Daki/
You dirty chiennes wanna smack me?/
Are you jealous cause I pull fit hoes/
Truth is I don't know where my dick goes/
Someone told me in my boyfriends mouth/
No?!? ...Shows what beeps and rick knows/
Anyway, you tech net nerds need shooting/
Hypocrite? Yeah, I did a degree in computing/
Plus I'm not French, my family are from Luton/
You dweebs are jealous, you should know your betters/
Racist limeys, I know you slobs wanna get us/
Don't worry, I'll warn my pops/
"Dad, we need more security at the cornershops"/
Just cause I look good in my Gucci, Boss, Armani and Valentino/
Who cares if I'm fatter than Dino/
Ah forget it, I'm outy, this is a farce/
Stupid chiennes, GO WASH YOUR ARSE!!!



YEAH BWOY!!!!!!


What a way to welcome me. This frog fella is a bit of fruitloop it seems.
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Old 12-12-2008, 06:53 PM
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Old 12-12-2008, 07:08 PM
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The guy is probably related to vanilla ice or the beastie boys
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Old 12-13-2008, 07:09 AM
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are you his ***** or what?
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Old 12-13-2008, 09:10 AM
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are you his ***** or what?
????? The thumbs down was for his rap, he should stick to boxing and french bread.
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Old 12-13-2008, 12:27 PM
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????? The thumbs down was for his rap, he should stick to boxing and french bread.
Yep, definatly his *****.
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Old 12-13-2008, 12:59 PM
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Are you on drugs or something? Or just high off Haye's semen?
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Old 12-13-2008, 03:44 PM
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The guy is probably related to vanilla ice or the beastie boys
He's green now and you're red. lolololol.

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Are you on drugs or something? Or just high off Haye's semen?
Just an idiot I guess? It wasn't that complicated, even I understood what you meant.
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Old 12-13-2008, 04:08 PM
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Just an idiot I guess? It wasn't that complicated, even I understood what you meant.
lol, I was gonna say that. Vastine is so poor.
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Old 12-13-2008, 07:27 PM
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He's green now and you're red. lolololol.



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Life that bad that you give yourself karma? Actually he is on 0 and still comes up as grey.

Firstly your frind Cobra was dumb enough to think I actually worte that rap, when it is obviously meant to be some kinda lie/spoof. Secondly it is probably not offensive at all and is ripping yourself more thqan anything. Thirdly it doesn't change the fact that Calzaghe is ****, robbed Robin Reid and an OAP and you live with your mum while sucking the sheeps' tits!
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