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Old 11-27-2008, 11:16 AM #1
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Default What embarassing things have you done chatting up women?

I'll start off first as this thread is inspired by a horrendously embarassing episode I just had not 20 minutes ago.

My work is in temporary offices whilst our usual building is being refurbished. Well the receptionist at the office space building is a hot blonde 25 y/o South African girl.

Anyway, I was downstairs putting something in the post tray flirting with her and she made the right noises (laughing at my jokes in the correct places, encouraging body language). Well after a couple of minutes one of her friends in the building ( who works for another company comes down. So I try and charm her aswell.

The time came when I needed to get back to my desk, so I said my goodbyes and


















walk slap bang face first into the security door forgetting I have to open it(we use key fobs to get through to the offices).

So I had 2 pretty fit birds laughing at me, I did my best to make repair the situation telling them "they never saw anything, if anyone asks I walked through the door with consummate style". I dont think it worked as i could hear the laughs as the door closed
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Next time I may tell you about the time I was ****ing a bird and then fell off the bed, hit my head on my tele then fell asleep on top of her.
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Old 11-27-2008, 12:18 PM #2
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Old 11-27-2008, 12:25 PM #3
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That's pretty funny dude.

In your mind, did the 2 hotties start eating each other out after you left? That's make for nice day dreaming.
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Old 11-27-2008, 12:48 PM #4
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That's pretty funny dude.

In your mind, did the 2 hotties start eating each other out after you left? That's make for nice day dreaming.
Already been to that place mate. It was wonderful!

If i had the chance definitely
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Old 11-27-2008, 12:54 PM #5
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I wasn't chatting her up as such.

But i was talking a really fit bird on the bus, just random small talk.

Anyhow out of no where my voice completely deceived me and i let out a high-pitched squeal, i felt like a choir boy and this girl just burst out laughing.

On a packed bus = disaster.
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Old 11-27-2008, 12:57 PM #6
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I wasn't chatting her up as such.

But i was talking a really fit bird on the bus, just random small talk.

Anyhow out of no where my voice completely deceived me and i let out a high-pitched squeal, i felt like a choir boy and this girl just burst out laughing.

On a packed bus = disaster.
LOL, I hate it when that happens. Public humiliation sucks!
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Old 11-27-2008, 04:14 PM #7
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Good story. I lolled!
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One time I was talking with this chick and I was on my bike. So as I was leaving I rode my bike and ahead was a curve. I try and look cool and do some kind of drift to turn on the curve with my bike. I failed miserably. I landed on my back and my bike flew like 10 feet away.
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I'll start off first as this thread is inspired by a horrendously embarassing episode I just had not 20 minutes ago.

My work is in temporary offices whilst our usual building is being refurbished. Well the receptionist at the office space building is a hot blonde 25 y/o South African girl.

Anyway, I was downstairs putting something in the post tray flirting with her and she made the right noises (laughing at my jokes in the correct places, encouraging body language). Well after a couple of minutes one of her friends in the building ( who works for another company comes down. So I try and charm her aswell.

The time came when I needed to get back to my desk, so I said my goodbyes and


















walk slap bang face first into the security door forgetting I have to open it(we use key fobs to get through to the offices).

So I had 2 pretty fit birds laughing at me, I did my best to make repair the situation telling them "they never saw anything, if anyone asks I walked through the door with consummate style". I dont think it worked as i could hear the laughs as the door closed
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Next time I may tell you about the time I was ****ing a bird and then fell off the bed, hit my head on my tele then fell asleep on top of her.
You should of whipped out your **** and layed it on table. Either that or tie them to the hood of you truck and take them out in the woods.
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