What embarassing things have you done chatting up women?

Iamnotausername

I'll start off first as this thread is inspired by a horrendously embarassing episode I just had not 20 minutes ago.

My work is in temporary offices whilst our usual building is being refurbished. Well the receptionist at the office space building is a hot blonde 25 y/o South African girl.

Anyway, I was downstairs putting something in the post tray flirting with her and she made the right noises (laughing at my jokes in the correct places, encouraging body language). Well after a couple of minutes one of her friends in the building ( who works for another company comes down. So I try and charm her aswell.

The time came when I needed to get back to my desk, so I said my goodbyes and

walk slap bang face first into the security door forgetting I have to open it(we use key fobs to get through to the offices).

So I had 2 pretty fit birds laughing at me, I did my best to make repair the situation telling them "they never saw anything, if anyone asks I walked through the door with consummate style". I dont think it worked as i could hear the laughs as the door closed

Next time I may tell you about the time I was ****ing a bird and then fell off the bed, hit my head on my tele then fell asleep on top of her.

TheManchine

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fight_professor

That's pretty funny dude.

In your mind, did the 2 hotties start eating each other out after you left? That's make for nice day dreaming.

Iamnotausername

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Originally Posted by capt_sam

That's pretty funny dude.

In your mind, did the 2 hotties start eating each other out after you left? That's make for nice day dreaming.

Already been to that place mate. It was wonderful!

If i had the chance definitely

VY CMa

I wasn't chatting her up as such.

But i was talking a really fit bird on the bus, just random small talk.

Anyhow out of no where my voice completely deceived me and i let out a high-pitched squeal, i felt like a choir boy and this girl just burst out laughing.

On a packed bus = disaster.

Iamnotausername

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Originally Posted by Ray Von

I wasn't chatting her up as such.

But i was talking a really fit bird on the bus, just random small talk.

Anyhow out of no where my voice completely deceived me and i let out a high-pitched squeal, i felt like a choir boy and this girl just burst out laughing.

On a packed bus = disaster.

LOL, I hate it when that happens. Public humiliation sucks!

BattlingNelson

Good story. I lolled!

The_Bull

One time I was talking with this chick and I was on my bike. So as I was leaving I rode my bike and ahead was a curve. I try and look cool and do some kind of drift to turn on the curve with my bike. I failed miserably. I landed on my back and my bike flew like 10 feet away.

Mizzou

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Originally Posted by KingoftheAnts

I'll start off first as this thread is inspired by a horrendously embarassing episode I just had not 20 minutes ago.

My work is in temporary offices whilst our usual building is being refurbished. Well the receptionist at the office space building is a hot blonde 25 y/o South African girl.

Anyway, I was downstairs putting something in the post tray flirting with her and she made the right noises (laughing at my jokes in the correct places, encouraging body language). Well after a couple of minutes one of her friends in the building ( who works for another company comes down. So I try and charm her aswell.

The time came when I needed to get back to my desk, so I said my goodbyes and

walk slap bang face first into the security door forgetting I have to open it(we use key fobs to get through to the offices).

So I had 2 pretty fit birds laughing at me, I did my best to make repair the situation telling them "they never saw anything, if anyone asks I walked through the door with consummate style". I dont think it worked as i could hear the laughs as the door closed

Next time I may tell you about the time I was ****ing a bird and then fell off the bed, hit my head on my tele then fell asleep on top of her.

You should of whipped out your **** and layed it on table. Either that or tie them to the hood of you truck and take them out in the woods.

alza1988

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fight_professor True Say Expert Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,892 Rep Power: 18 Points: 3,322,170,742.78 Bank: 1,036,316,026,155.82 Total Points: 1,039,638,196,898.60 Donate	That's pretty funny dude. In your mind, did the 2 hotties start eating each other out after you left? That's make for nice day dreaming.

VY CMa Contender Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 387 Rep Power: 5 Points: 5,096.31 Bank: 0.71 Total Points: 5,097.02 Donate	I wasn't chatting her up as such. But i was talking a really fit bird on the bus, just random small talk. Anyhow out of no where my voice completely deceived me and i let out a high-pitched squeal, i felt like a choir boy and this girl just burst out laughing. On a packed bus = disaster.

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The_Bull Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,911 Rep Power: 0 Points: 57,657.39 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 57,657.39 Donate	One time I was talking with this chick and I was on my bike. So as I was leaving I rode my bike and ahead was a curve. I try and look cool and do some kind of drift to turn on the curve with my bike. I failed miserably. I landed on my back and my bike flew like 10 feet away.

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