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Old 09-23-2008, 09:52 PM
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Continuing my award winning series where I make sense of the bible and turn it into a chronological account of the history of the world. You can read part one here.

Squealpiggy: Reading the bible so you don't have to!

Part 2: A series of colossal beatdowns

So nine generations from the dawn of time we come to a guy called Noah. Noah is told by God that he has to build a great big ****ing boat. The reason is that God is mightily pissed off for some unspecified reason and wants to murder everyone and every thing in the world. Apart from among other things fish, whales, shrimps, sea urchins and, you know, anything that floats like a duck or whatever. So Noah who is apparently blameless gets to take his missus and his three sons and their missusses onto the big ****ing boat along with either two of everything, one male and one female, or seven of every "clean" animal and two of every "unclean" animal. This last point must have caused some confusion because the rules about clean and unclean animals weren't set until the time of moses which was by all account a seriously ****ing long way into the future.

In any case God made it rain so much that the entire planet was covered in water thus killing everything on earth apart from the aforementioned exceptions both official and unofficial. The interesting thing about the flood is that obviously the dinosaurs were too busy smokin up to make it onto the boat, along with the unicorns and stuff. But even the swimming prehistoric reptiles like plesiosaurs and ichtyosaurus seemed to have drowned. However designed those ****ers really messed up!

Also I don't get it, did he take a pair of wasps on board? Bees? Ants? ****ing termites!? On a wooden boat? Seriously WTF.

So it rained for forty days and forty nights and filled up the earth and the flood stayed on the surface of the earth for 150 days before it began to subside, Noah found this out by letting a dove out who flew off and returned with an olive branch. Yes, that's right, an olive tree managed to survive a global flood lasting half a year. So Noah let the animals out and got hammered drunk. As you do.

Incidentally yes, the water disappeared. But so what? God made it disappear. David Copperfield made the statue of Liberty disappear and God is a well better magician than David Copperfield.

Following the flood Noah's three sons fathered the entire known human race. They were called Shem, Ham and Japeth. Ham was the son of Canaan and his offspring were designated eternal slaves by God. Eternal slaves, fancy that. I hope nobody kills a whole bunch of them for spurious reasons later.

So the offspring of Noah start to multiply and say to themselves "Hey, why don;t we build a big ol tower?". So the people of the world get together and make a huge tower called Babel, it's the sort of joint venture that says "peace and goodwill" all over it. Naturally this pisses God off. He's tetchy and they didn't get planning permission. So God smashes the tower to bits, scatters the people all over the world, gives them all separate languages and basically set the groundwork for thousands of years of warfare, suffering and toil. WAY TO GO!

Stay tuned for the next episode in which the most righteous man in two sinful cities ends up ****ing both of his daughters!
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:20 PM
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Continuing my award winning series where I make sense of the bible and turn it into a chronological account of the history of the world. You can read part one here.

Squealpiggy: Reading the bible so you don't have to!

Part 2: A series of colossal beatdowns

So nine generations from the dawn of time we come to a guy called Noah. Noah is told by God that he has to build a great big ****ing boat. The reason is that God is mightily pissed off for some unspecified reason and wants to murder everyone and every thing in the world. Apart from among other things fish, whales, shrimps, sea urchins and, you know, anything that floats like a duck or whatever. So Noah who is apparently blameless gets to take his missus and his three sons and their missusses onto the big ****ing boat along with either two of everything, one male and one female, or seven of every "clean" animal and two of every "unclean" animal. This last point must have caused some confusion because the rules about clean and unclean animals weren't set until the time of moses which was by all account a seriously ****ing long way into the future.

In any case God made it rain so much that the entire planet was covered in water thus killing everything on earth apart from the aforementioned exceptions both official and unofficial. The interesting thing about the flood is that obviously the dinosaurs were too busy smokin up to make it onto the boat, along with the unicorns and stuff. But even the swimming prehistoric reptiles like plesiosaurs and ichtyosaurus seemed to have drowned. However designed those ****ers really messed up!

Also I don't get it, did he take a pair of wasps on board? Bees? Ants? ****ing termites!? On a wooden boat? Seriously WTF.

So it rained for forty days and forty nights and filled up the earth and the flood stayed on the surface of the earth for 150 days before it began to subside, Noah found this out by letting a dove out who flew off and returned with an olive branch. Yes, that's right, an olive tree managed to survive a global flood lasting half a year. So Noah let the animals out and got hammered drunk. As you do.

Incidentally yes, the water disappeared. But so what? God made it disappear. David Copperfield made the statue of Liberty disappear and God is a well better magician than David Copperfield.

Following the flood Noah's three sons fathered the entire known human race. They were called Shem, Ham and Japeth. Ham was the son of Canaan and his offspring were designated eternal slaves by God. Eternal slaves, fancy that. I hope nobody kills a whole bunch of them for spurious reasons later.

So the offspring of Noah start to multiply and say to themselves "Hey, why don;t we build a big ol tower?". So the people of the world get together and make a huge tower called Babel, it's the sort of joint venture that says "peace and goodwill" all over it. Naturally this pisses God off. He's tetchy and they didn't get planning permission. So God smashes the tower to bits, scatters the people all over the world, gives them all separate languages and basically set the groundwork for thousands of years of warfare, suffering and toil. WAY TO GO!

Stay tuned for the next episode in which the most righteous man in two sinful cities ends up ****ing both of his daughters!

First thank you for your ignorance, now to point out a couple of things.


Multiple tribes and nations all over this world have a flood story. These vary from the Sumerians, Native Americans, Aztecs, and your Greeks. The list is actually vastly great.

Second God did not destroy the people of Noah's time for no reason. They are described in the bible as being exceedingly wicked. This included a list of murder, liars, thieves, immorality, and every other corrupt thing you can imagine that was practiced as frequently as you can imagine.


The flood covered the planet, and once the waters receded now came about our oceans. So the water did not completely resolve into the ground or evaporate.


As for the tower it was not built with the title peace written over it, more like the title Pride. Nimrod forced the ancient people of Babylon to build a tower in open rebellion against God, a tower which symbolized rebellion. God's command to the people were to be fruitful and multiply and expand to fill the earth. This tower was built so people would not expand.

Thank you for your misguided story of Genesis, hope the next one is a little better than this crock.
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:42 PM
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First thank you for your ignorance, now to point out a couple of things.


Multiple tribes and nations all over this world have a flood story. These vary from the Sumerians, Native Americans, Aztecs, and your Greeks. The list is actually vastly great.

Second God did not destroy the people of Noah's time for no reason. They are described in the bible as being exceedingly wicked. This included a list of murder, liars, thieves, immorality, and every other corrupt thing you can imagine that was practiced as frequently as you can imagine.


The flood covered the planet, and once the waters receded now came about our oceans. So the water did not completely resolve into the ground or evaporate.


As for the tower it was not built with the title peace written over it, more like the title Pride. Nimrod forced the ancient people of Babylon to build a tower in open rebellion against God, a tower which symbolized rebellion. God's command to the people were to be fruitful and multiply and expand to fill the earth. This tower was built so people would not expand.

Thank you for your misguided story of Genesis, hope the next one is a little better than this crock.
The Aztecs don't have a flood story and nothing in the bible is really original.. A lot of the stories where bootlegged from other religions of the time and doctrines.. including the Jesus story. Osiris, Dyionisis, Mythras, Krishna.. all have similar stories to Jesus and some of those religions where hundreds of years before the bible.
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Old 09-24-2008, 06:33 AM
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First thank you for your ignorance, now to point out a couple of things.


Multiple tribes and nations all over this world have a flood story. These vary from the Sumerians, Native Americans, Aztecs, and your Greeks. The list is actually vastly great.

Second God did not destroy the people of Noah's time for no reason. They are described in the bible as being exceedingly wicked. This included a list of murder, liars, thieves, immorality, and every other corrupt thing you can imagine that was practiced as frequently as you can imagine.


The flood covered the planet, and once the waters receded now came about our oceans. So the water did not completely resolve into the ground or evaporate.


As for the tower it was not built with the title peace written over it, more like the title Pride. Nimrod forced the ancient people of Babylon to build a tower in open rebellion against God, a tower which symbolized rebellion. God's command to the people were to be fruitful and multiply and expand to fill the earth. This tower was built so people would not expand.

Thank you for your misguided story of Genesis, hope the next one is a little better than this crock.
I'm going off what it says in the bible. If you think you know more than the bible knows then be my guest and comment.
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Old 09-24-2008, 06:47 AM
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First thank you for your ignorance, now to point out a couple of things.


Multiple tribes and nations all over this world have a flood story. These vary from the Sumerians, Native Americans, Aztecs, and your Greeks. The list is actually vastly great.

Second God did not destroy the people of Noah's time for no reason. They are described in the bible as being exceedingly wicked. This included a list of murder, liars, thieves, immorality, and every other corrupt thing you can imagine that was practiced as frequently as you can imagine.


The flood covered the planet, and once the waters receded now came about our oceans. So the water did not completely resolve into the ground or evaporate.


As for the tower it was not built with the title peace written over it, more like the title Pride. Nimrod forced the ancient people of Babylon to build a tower in open rebellion against God, a tower which symbolized rebellion. God's command to the people were to be fruitful and multiply and expand to fill the earth. This tower was built so people would not expand.

Thank you for your misguided story of Genesis, hope the next one is a little better than this crock.
Wait. Do you mean to defend the historical truth of these stories?

Lol.
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Old 09-24-2008, 07:18 AM
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Wait. Do you mean to defend the historical truth of these stories?

Lol.
It's less funny when you realise that he really is defending the historical truth of these stories. He really thinks that the earth is 6000 years old.
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Old 09-24-2008, 07:40 AM
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It's less funny when you realise that he really is defending the historical truth of these stories. He really thinks that the earth is 6000 years old.
And the data collected by scientists to the contrary is just a test of our faith, right?

I think I've heard this line once or twice.
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And the data collected by scientists to the contrary is just a test of our faith, right?

I think I've heard this line once or twice.
Oh the lines of argument are as diverse as they are dishonest.

"There is NO evidence for evolution"

True. Except for the existence of all that evidence.

"Darwin said that there was NO WAY the eye could evolve"

No he didn't, he said it SEEMED unlikely and then explained in the next paragraph how it happened. Not that it matters what Darwin personally believed.

"Evolution is ONLY A THEORY!"

So is gravity. If you don't believe in gravity will it cease to be?

"Dating methods are ALL WRONG!"

There are occasionally problems with dating methods which is why several different types of dating methods are used. And all of them are more accurate than adding up the dates in the bible and telling us they are real...

"Atheists are just AFRAID OF GOD!"

Christians are just afraid of Bart Simpson, Superman and Snoopy.
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