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News Just In!! Jerry Roth reveals new scoring method!!
Jerry Roth has just recently revealed a new scoring method for judges, from now on judges are to disregard the old scoring methods of meaningful punches landed. And instead of awarding rounds to the fighters judges will now inspect fighter's faces after the fight. The fighter that has the most damage (bruising, welts, blood) on their face will be declared the loser.
Jerry Roth commented "I think this is a great step forward for boxing, for too long people have been caught up in the technique and skill of boxing, we all know how difficult it is to judge a fight based on meaningful punches landed, by introducing this new method, we will make the judging of fights accessible to everybody, especially ******ed people who have been overlooked in the boxing industry for so long"
Harold Lederman commented "Well Jim, it certainly makes my job easier, I can always tell which guy is more bust up because I take a Polaroid just before he enters the ring"
Jerry Roth commented "I think this is a great step forward for boxing, for too long people have been caught up in the technique and skill of boxing, we all know how difficult it is to judge a fight based on meaningful punches landed, by introducing this new method, we will make the judging of fights accessible to everybody, especially ******ed people who have been overlooked in the boxing industry for so long"
Harold Lederman commented "Well Jim, it certainly makes my job easier, I can always tell which guy is more bust up because I take a Polaroid just before he enters the ring"
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