What do you drink?

!! AI-Holmes!!

Here's an oldie.

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality:Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink....

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality:Conservative and classy; sophisticated, yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality:Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach:Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

* FeistyWench *

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Originally Posted by Holmes

Here's an oldie.

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality:Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink....

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality:Conservative and classy; sophisticated, yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality:Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach:Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

i'm a mixed drink kinda gal, so this seems pretty accurate to me

2nd II none

lol this is pretty accurate i'm low maintenance and like beer.

Crumble

I drink imported beer and sometimes Vodka. But if i'm drinking Vodka I'm not thinking about getting laid, I'm thinking about a soft place to lay my head when the room starts spinning.

SonnyG8R

Good stuff Holmes. When I was in college I would hang out by the keg and whichever woman filled up the most was my target.

!! AI-Holmes!!

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Originally Posted by !! Sonny !!

Good stuff Holmes. When I was in college I would hang out by the keg and whichever woman filled up the most was my target.

lmao, that strategy's a winner as long as you didn't fill up more often then her.

Bonafide

I prefer an ice cold beer over anything really...

Rockin'

Drambuie straight. Sipping on that stuff is a pleasure. Sipping on a few of them turns into a party.

Rockin'

BBKing

Vodka is my liquer of choice. Sam Adams is my beer.

the giant one

id say imported beer describes me

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Crumble Undisputed Champion Join Date: Nov 2005 Age: 27 Posts: 1,385 Rep Power: 11 Points: 20,868.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 20,868.00 Donate	I drink imported beer and sometimes Vodka. But if i'm drinking Vodka I'm not thinking about getting laid, I'm thinking about a soft place to lay my head when the room starts spinning.

SonnyG8R Crazy Diamond Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Gates of Dawn Posts: 16,666 Rep Power: 21516 Points: 2,004,134,154.71 Bank: 181,607,205.06 Total Points: 2,185,741,359.77 Donate	Good stuff Holmes. When I was in college I would hang out by the keg and whichever woman filled up the most was my target.

Bonafide The General Join Date: May 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 2,725 Rep Power: 18 Points: 76,160.91 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 76,160.91 Donate	I prefer an ice cold beer over anything really...

Rockin' OG '04 Beyond the Ring Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 11,835 Rep Power: 19437 Points: 10,430,320,039.68 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 10,430,320,039.68 Donate	Drambuie straight. Sipping on that stuff is a pleasure. Sipping on a few of them turns into a party. Rockin'

BBKing Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Age: 41 Posts: 486 Rep Power: 0 Points: 20,461.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 20,461.00 Donate	Vodka is my liquer of choice. Sam Adams is my beer.

the giant one Sweet Pea is No 1 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Maryland Age: 34 Posts: 3,062 Rep Power: 14001 Points: 34,129.22 Bank: 3.17 Total Points: 34,132.39 Donate	id say imported beer describes me