People are such ******* these days

[mr.angry]

Seriously i start **** with almost everyone i meet for ****s n giggles and theydont do **** but bow down at my feet. I may as well rub my boots on their back like a human doormat.

Aint nobvody answering back to mne, some punk assed b1tches were talking **** one time at the movies, wouldnt shut the hell up, so i walked on down and smashed my bottle of beer on head of sum football playing f@g. My crew was hollering and laughing n ****, ******* ran outta threre, probably waiting for their broke ass dads to pick them up in their domestic POS, meanwhile i cruise outta there in my 100 grand Porsche.

I aint paid for **** since i was 11. I take what i like,
they'll probabl start printing my face on the money in this town soon.

**** son, i remeber one timne when i was on vacation this weak assed ****er tried to stop me buying a bottle o Jack claiming i was under 21., Im like "wtf son, you think some punk ass teenager rocks 17 inches of bicep?" then he starts yapping some **** so i took my gucci belt off there and then and whooped his ass. 2 bottles of Jack on the house. Damn right son.

[platinummatt!]

So some kid knocks you out. Then what

[fraidycat]

I wish you were real. I'd invite you to my gym.

EDIT: not you, Matt. I was referring to Flexy Mc****nuts, above you.

[MolotoVSolution]

I am so confused,

[Addison]

Keep em' comin.

This guy is great!


BTW:

I know who you are and you're a genius.

[BrooklynBomber]

I would sell you for bodyparts.

[Jim_Davis]

Not remotely funny cos its just an alt. Were you expecting some kind of reaction?

[Kid Achilles]

Are you TPSM by any chance, from the underground forum? Please pm me with some kind of heavenly sign if so. The secret will be safe with me.

[neils7147933]

Seriously i start **** with almost everyone i meet for ****s n giggles and theydont do **** but bow down at my feet. I may as well rub my boots on their back like a human doormat.

Aint nobvody answering back to mne, some punk assed b1tches were talking **** one time at the movies, wouldnt shut the hell up, so i walked on down and smashed my bottle of beer on head of sum football playing f@g. My crew was hollering and laughing n ****, ******* ran outta threre, probably waiting for their broke ass dads to pick them up in their domestic POS, meanwhile i cruise outta there in my 100 grand Porsche.

I aint paid for **** since i was 11. I take what i like,
they'll probabl start printing my face on the money in this town soon.

**** son, i remeber one timne when i was on vacation this weak assed ****er tried to stop me buying a bottle o Jack claiming i was under 21., Im like "wtf son, you think some punk ass teenager rocks 17 inches of bicep?" then he starts yapping some **** so i took my gucci belt off there and then and whooped his ass. 2 bottles of Jack on the house. Damn right son.

A good alt knows how to come and go in small spurts so as not to wear out his welcome

[Mick Hucknall]

To be truthful this is a really ****ty alt, ****test of the new batch of alts