Lets say you go over to your girls house,she lives alone

[-jose-]

Would you let it go or speak on it?

check around the house first, smell the bed to see if it smells like a Cologne you don't wear.

[Juof]

maybe she likes to hover like i do when i take craps in public places

[T.Horton]

check around the house first, smell the bed to see if it smells like a Cologne you don't wear.

he might be putting his nose into a lot more than cologne. just sayin'....

[-jose-]

Maybe she likes to go straight for the porcelain.

I do when I go for a crap anyway.

I woke up late one night with a serious load to drop and forgot I put the lids up and fell in, ouch!

[-jose-]

he might be putting his nose into a lot more than cologne. just sayin'....

that's just step one if you smell Cologne then you have to do some lab work on her punani

[Barn]

I woke up late one night with a serious load to drop and forgot I put the lids up and fell in, ouch!

It takes a little bit of practice.

I can't even remember the last time I fell in.

[PulpFriction]

you sit on the cold porcelain? da phuck?

I laughed so hard at this

[Russian Crushin]

Check if theres piss all over the toilet and floor surround the toilet

If there isnt, no guy had been there

[Drunken Cat]

Check if theres piss all over the toilet and floor surround the toilet

If there isnt, no guy had been there

So by way of implication, all guys piss all over the toilet and the floor around it?

[Larry the boss]

check if theres piss all over the toilet and floor surround the toilet

if there isnt, no guy had been there

so if i go over your chicks house all i have to do is aim straight and she is in the clear? Cause you know im black all i gotta do is pull my d1ck out and if falls in the toilet