Drunk Lang

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That was me back in the day with 'Dark Angel' before every f*ggot on the block knew who Jessica Alba was. Of course, I didn't have cable at the time, and FOX was the only channel I got, but still, I watched that ****ty show religiously just for glimpses of her greatness.

Some b*tches I could literally eat alive.

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I'm on the Asahi super dry.

Woke up at 1pm and decided to crack a beer.

Same, only it was 11PM. Stayed up for 36 hours, crashed out around 6, woke up at 11, nourished myself with some protein and decided it was a good time to tie one on.

[Sweet Pea 50]

There was a home invasion on my street yesterday morning. My Surburban almost was made famous on channel 10 news, lol.

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Elaborate........

[Sweet Pea 50]

Elaborate........

Reporting live, from Channel 10 news....


http://southsacramento.news10.net/ne...-theft-attempt


If they would have panned to about 3 o'clock, you would have seen my truck chilling in my driveway. I was talking to Timmeh and larry about it earlier today.

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Your truck is a red X?

Dope.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Your truck is a red X?

Dope.

The link is good now, lol.

[ßringer]

Shooting an elderly man in the hip? That **** is cold. You know his hip wasn't worth a **** to begin with.

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Officially drunk. Doing zig-zags on the way to the bathroom.

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120 ounces, taking it on the chin.