So I was trying to get this Native American girl's number today. Had my little brother with me, trying to show him how to step up his game. She was thirsty, so I had him go get her a can of soda. Well he's only 12, and he still gets real nervous around hot chicks, so he trips and spills soda all over her.
Well this goofy ass pansy, looking like he was high on crack, comes running over and starts wailing on my little bro. Well my bro kicks the hell out of him and the dude's laying on his back, looks like he's dreaming, starts throwing punches at the air.
I apologized to the chick, got her digits, and got on up outta there. I hope that poor deluded fool is okay, wonder if I shoulda called the amber lamps.
Well this goofy ass pansy, looking like he was high on crack, comes running over and starts wailing on my little bro. Well my bro kicks the hell out of him and the dude's laying on his back, looks like he's dreaming, starts throwing punches at the air.
I apologized to the chick, got her digits, and got on up outta there. I hope that poor deluded fool is okay, wonder if I shoulda called the amber lamps.
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