Accidentally brushed my **** on my mother

[Weltschmerz]

This is definitely a duplicate thread. It's a good one, though.

[GOT BEEF?]

I splooged on my cat once (long story) and I was going to wipe it off but when I opened the door to grab some tissue from the bathroom he bolted out of the room. He ran into my sis' room and from there things got really awkward. Especially when he started rubbing his fur on her bed...