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  • What skill are you currently working on?

    I managed to scrounge a crap bass guitar and amplifier from a friend so I'm working on playing that. I can do a few basic riffs and stuff but I'm struggling with hammer ons over two frets.

    What about you guys?

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    I'm working on doing your mum in the gob. She objects, so it'll take some work I think.

    So far she only enjoys it up the arse.

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    • #3
      Mostly been trying to go deep without causing pain.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by !! Anorak View Post
        I'm working on doing your mum in the gob. She objects, so it'll take some work I think.

        So far she only enjoys it up the arse.
        My mum's dead. I hope you washed her after you dug her up. I suppose it's hard to accept oral when the jaws are permanently shut. Try powering up and smashing straight through the teeth.

        Good luck!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ANACONDA View Post
          Mostly been trying to go deep without causing pain.
          How big is your member?

          no ****.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Barn View Post
            My mum's dead. I hope you washed her after you dug her up. I suppose it's hard to accept oral when the jaws are permanently shut. Try powering up and smashing straight through the teeth.

            Good luck!
            Ah ****, she's not really is she? Sorry if so.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by !! Anorak View Post
              Ah ****, she's not really is she? Sorry if so.
              No, but my auntie is. You can change your original reply so my joke makes sense that way.

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              • #8
                I don't even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ßringer View Post
                  I don't even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
                  Starfish connoisseur.

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                  • #10
                    Fletching.

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