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  • [LMAO!] Can you break your penis?

    Lets say you fell off a building and landed on your erected penis, can you break it?

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    T man....

    Here's a funny video:

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    • #3
      ok is footmouth and larryx the same person?

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      • #4
        If I broke it in half I would only have 3.5" of it left. I have never banged a girl hard enough for that to happen..........yet.

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        • #5
          Dudes anus must have been tight.

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          • #6
            it's not a bone so no.

            i assume you can completely rip the muscle, skin and other stuff in it though.

            so yes to rip but no to break.

            if a building fell on it it would squash.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mighty_Windir View Post
              T man....

              Here's a funny video:

              That cat liked that doggie fuck.

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              • #8
                Nope, the penis is not a bone.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Barnburner View Post
                  it's not a bone so no.

                  i assume you can completely rip the muscle, skin and other stuff in it though.

                  so yes to rip but no to break.

                  if a building fell on it it would squash.
                  Awe man that sounds extremely painful.

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                  • #10
                    MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate
                    Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia
                    earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he
                    BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.

                    Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on
                    an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with
                    his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too
                    high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

                    According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was
                    everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from
                    the pain.

                    Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and
                    underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and
                    repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.

                    Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his
                    johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."

                    Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was
                    ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

                    The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the
                    experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever
                    again.

                    Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ...
                    [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when
                    we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid
                    talent."

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