Is there any point of getting Married?

[TBear]

Perhaps some of you are looking at the negatives. Why get married with all the bad things that can happen.

Why get a pet dog? It will pee on you carpet and then die leaving you alone!
But we still do because they offer friendship and companionship.

Wait! Did I just compare getting a pet to marriage?

[-jose-]

Perhaps some of you are looking at the negatives. Why get married with all the bad things that can happen.

Why get a pet dog? It will pee on you carpet and then die leaving you alone!
But we still do because they offer friendship and companionship.

Wait! Did I just compare getting a pet to marriage?

yes you did

to one that's always peeing on your carpet too

[kadyo's]

Perhaps some of you are looking at the negatives. Why get married with all the bad things that can happen.

Why get a pet dog? It will pee on you carpet and then die leaving you alone!
But we still do because they offer friendship and companionship.

Wait! Did I just compare getting a pet to marriage?

l think you're comparing outlooks, cuz.

And yes, marriage is also man's best friend.

[_original_]

Perhaps some of you are looking at the negatives. Why get married with all the bad things that can happen.

Why get a pet dog? It will pee on you carpet and then die leaving you alone!
But we still do because they offer friendship and companionship.

Wait! Did I just compare getting a pet to marriage?

A pet won't fuck all your friends, take your money and spread vile rumors about you all over town.



GO BACK TO WHORE ISLAND WHERE YOU BELONG, LORENA!!!