[HOLY S**T!] So I'm standing at the bar and this chick grabs my ass, right......

[DAVEY JOYCE]

She lookin' fine as hell, tight waist, nice ass.

Kinda chick I go for,
She says to me "Damn you got some fine Muscles,"
I was like "Yeah girl, I can show you a real muscle later on if you want too,"
Referring to my dick....

To be fair, I have been hitting the gym alot so I am looking pretty good lately,
Plus they just installed a new sunbed, shit is awesome.

Anyways, this bitch is definitely DTF,
So I'm thinking "Damn boi, you gone hit it tonight,"
I buy the bitch a drink, a Mardini.

I just had a west coast cooler, low cal.

Next of all this dude walks upto me, thinking he hard and shit,
"What you doin foo?" he says, I was like you fall back bro, I don't wanna mess anybody up tonight.

I didn't wanna fight, I was rocking my new Raybans, didn't wanna smash em' up, you know? Plus it's the Xmas season.
So he says "Thats my girl right there," and I was like "Sorry dude, she come upto me."

And he snaps, Punches the bitch right in the face. Starts shouting at her "WTF, bitch, ho, slut... You gone to this me? You gone just do this me with another man? huh.."
As he stomps on her head...

I turned around and walked away, left the bar. Bitches are crazy.

[Check_hooks]

I would still hit it

[Spray_resistant]

That is actually pretty funny.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

I was like "Yeah girl, I can show you a real muscle later on if you want too,"
Referring to my dick....

[Terrel]

She lookin' fine as hell, tight waist, nice ass.

Kinda chick I go for,
She says to me "Damn you got some fine Muscles,"
I was like "Yeah girl, I can show you a real muscle later on if you want too,"
Referring to my dick....

To be fair, I have been hitting the gym alot so I am looking pretty good lately,
Plus they just installed a new sunbed, shit is awesome.

Anyways, this bitch is definitely DTF,
So I'm thinking "Damn boi, you gone hit it tonight,"
I buy the bitch a drink, a Mardini.

I just had a west coast cooler, low cal.

Next of all this dude walks upto me, thinking he hard and shit,
"What you doin foo?" he says, I was like you fall back bro, I don't wanna mess anybody up tonight.

I didn't wanna fight, I was rocking my new Raybans, didn't wanna smash em' up, you know? Plus it's the Xmas season.
So he says "Thats my girl right there," and I was like "Sorry dude, she come upto me."

And he snaps, Punches the bitch right in the face. Starts shouting at her "WTF, bitch, ho, slut... You gone to this me? You gone just do this me with another man? huh.."
As he stomps on her head...

I turned around and walked away, left the bar. Bitches are crazy.

[Rockin']

After hitting a girl that guy would have been eating my right hand. If he had a jaw I would have probably ended up in a fight. You just don't hit the ladies.........Rockin'

[DAVEY JOYCE]

After hitting a girl that guy would have been eating my right hand. If he had a jaw I would have probably ended up in a fight. You just don't hit the ladies.........Rockin'

Fuck that shit, I wasn't getting involved.
I was on mah own, If my buddies was there I'd fucked him up big style.

[dj Calleti]

Fuck that shit, I wasn't getting involved.
I was on mah own, If my buddies was there I'd fucked him up big style.

Exactly what I would do.

I don't get involved in anything unless I know someone has my back.

@ ill show you a real muscle.

[Sick/]

Eminem just laughed in your face

[johnm is...]

She says to me "Damn you got some fine Muscles,"
I was like "Yeah girl, I can show you a real muscle later on if you want too,"
Referring to my dick....

loooooooooooool. Green coming when I can.