FAO AlexKid: Don't believe everything you see in adult movies.

[COVID-19]

They are greatly exaggerated and their size is not that huge anyway.


http://bit.ly/1wleMnm

[Beercules]

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[MrTambourineMan]

These bastards have lied to me. All that time spent beating it to what I assumed were genuine Monster Cocks.

I feel empty inside.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

dont listen to the OP, Alex...when you finally get laid, go ahead and choke that b1tch and spit on her face..she'll love it

[COVID-19]

These bastards have lied to me. All that time spent beating it to what I assumed were genuine Monster Cocks.

I feel empty inside.

I feel for you.

[MrTambourineMan]

I feel for you.

Fill me up with a Genuine King Size, Babes.

[El-blanco]

dont listen to the OP, Alex...when you finally get laid, go ahead and choke that b1tch and spit on her face..she'll love it

This is true. Girls nowadays are demented, nobody is into love making.

[COVID-19]

Fill me up with a Genuine King Size, Babes.

LOL!..........I wouldn't want to spoil you!

[MrTambourineMan]

What do you make of the Jonah Falcon, 9-Inch Flaccid, 13.5 Erect, Claims?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZGAjHi91_8

[Zaroku]

These bastards have lied to me. All that time spent beating it to what I assumed were genuine Monster Cocks.

I feel empty inside.

Empty inside is how Alexkid's women have felt...

Leaving him pondering the power of real man meat!
Gut stretching stuff.