Drunk Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Hi diddly dee, a large whisky for me.

[Derranged]

Laddie. Are the kind of guy who keeps cutting gas at the pub?

[Mushroom]

Hi diddly dee, a large whisky for me.

Already on the hard stuff? Damn what's the occasion or is that a silly question to ask a Scott

[Oasis_Lad]

Laddie. Are the kind of guy who keeps cutting gas at the pub?

No, Sir, I am not.




































But while you're not looking - I'll put me **** in your pint.

[Derranged]

Already on the hard stuff? Damn what's the occasion or is that a silly question to ask a Scott

Its a late Tuesday afternoon.

[Oasis_Lad]

Already on the hard stuff? Damn what's the occasion or is that a silly question to ask a Scott

It's my religion. It forbids me from going sober for more than 1 day.

[Derranged]

No, Sir, I am not.




































But while you're not looking - I'll put me **** in your pint.

Thats much worse. Though that sort of fuckery is not practiced in the States. But at the Irish pubs in NY, dudes be farting up disasters.

[Mushroom]

Its a late Tuesday afternoon.

I guess that's as good a time as any

[Derranged]

I guess that's as good a time as any

I miss getting bombed whenever the hell I felt like it.

Age and responsibility =

[Derranged]

So Laddie.. If everyone in Scotland gets so stinking drunk daily, how do things get accomplished?