The ten stupidest things Fat Yanks say...

[Control-]

I h8 crackas

[Uns]

Anyways, Samuel Johnson believed that the meaning of words should be defined by how it is commonly used by its users, not a strict and prescriptive definition.

So the grammer police can stop being nit-picky, "could careless" and "period" are all good since a large group of people use it. Although I do find "period" rather annoying, its all good and no one can stop the evolution of language.

I am not a grammar policeman, but I am a from the department of correct spelling. When you don't copy and paste, please check your spelling. It is grammAr and not grammer, which I found quite funny from someone who is trying to justify certain words.

[hhnic718]

I would rather be fat than have the poor dental hygiene prevalent in the UK.

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

I h8 crackas

Wazaa?

[Uns]

I would rather be fat than have the poor dental hygiene prevalent in the UK.

Lips hide bad teeth, clothes don't hide how fat you are. Fat is an understatement, obese is what you will be.

It's like at 50% lol. One eye sees a normal person, the other an obese one lol.

[Alonzo Harris]

being a Englishman and thus smart the stupididy on display in this thread is killing me.

Gotta love fat yanks and their stupidity!

but of course I'm bias, LMAO!

[Uns]

What about addicting?

We say 'That is very addictive'

They say 'It is very addicting'



Lol.

[Xercen]

When fat yanks say A LOO MIN NUM

when it's pronounced ALU MIN NIUM in proper english



Also, they pronounce route as 'rout' (ROWT)

instead of REUTE

Also fat yanks tend to say Y'ALL which is absolutely horrible


Also, they speak like this

YANK 1
'like, totally awesome dude'

YANK 2
'yeah man'

YANK 3
'awesome'


But the dumbest thing i heard a yank say was

'LEGITIMATE RAPE'

[The Tase]

This saying has to be included in the list:


"It is what it is."


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[BattlingNelson]

English is not my first language.

One phrase/error I detest is 'would of'.

'If the fight had been a 12-rounder, Smith would of knocked him out'. You see it everyday around here. Even posters that normally has great command of the english language, routinely make this error.

How can people even make it wrong? Would of does not make any sense.

For those who do not know, the correct term is 'would have'.

It annoys me, but frankly I have no idea whether this garbage is limited to fatyanks or if the entire anglon community is guilty.