I would have married Robin Givens too.

[just the facts]

Robin was not the problem. The problem was that she came in a package deal along with her mother. So while you might have married her, chances are good that you would have ended up punching her out as well.

Iron Mike KOing Momma Ruth would have been like, well, one of GGGs fights

[-PBP-]

Lessons on the game bro. Separate the girls you want to smash (those that just look good) from the one's that would make a good wife (those with the whole package). I would've smashed Robin Givens without hesitation. Wife tho?

[MasterPlan]

Robin was not the problem. The problem was that she came in a package deal along with her mother. So while you might have married her, chances are good that you would have ended up punching her out as well.

Mike being a youngster, and that being his first relationship he didn't know.
The first thing you gotta do is get in good with the moms, and everything is A-Okay.

All of my past relationships, their mothers loved me. Mike didn't do that.

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Robin was not the problem. The problem was that she came in a package deal along with her mother. So while you might have married her, chances are good that you would have ended up punching her out as well.

didnt she cheat on mike with brad pitt or something

[Barcham]

Mike being a youngster, and that being his first relationship he didn't know.
The first thing you gotta do is get in good with the moms, and everything is A-Okay.

All of my past relationships, their mothers loved me. Mike didn't do that.

Her mother was a bigger gold digger than she was. Mom was the reason she married Tyson in the first place.

didnt she cheat on mike with brad pitt or something

No, the chance was there but Pitt was smart enough to stay away.

[Jedi Vader]

No, the chance was there but Pitt was smart enough to stay away.

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