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How do you join Team Jesus?
I'd like to be part of this team.
It seems full of great benefits such as:
1) Laying claim to knowledge you know is bull**** with a straight face
2) Laying claim to morality and goodness without actually practicing anything you preach
3) Getting away with being a self righteous arrogant prick because you have an imaginary friends blessing to be a self righteous arrogant prick
4) Talk out of both sides of your mouth
5) Claim to love life and god's kingdom while making fun of dead and dying animals
6) Pretend you don't look at pron anymore but in reality you do
7) Selective compassion and morality (only when it fits within the narrow standards in your book of fairy tales)
8) Talking down to people while dispensing crappy advice
9) Repressing your worldly desires for no good reason
10) Just being an overall douchebag
Team Jesus sounds fucking cool as shit.
It seems full of great benefits such as:
1) Laying claim to knowledge you know is bull**** with a straight face
2) Laying claim to morality and goodness without actually practicing anything you preach
3) Getting away with being a self righteous arrogant prick because you have an imaginary friends blessing to be a self righteous arrogant prick
4) Talk out of both sides of your mouth
5) Claim to love life and god's kingdom while making fun of dead and dying animals
6) Pretend you don't look at pron anymore but in reality you do
7) Selective compassion and morality (only when it fits within the narrow standards in your book of fairy tales)
8) Talking down to people while dispensing crappy advice
9) Repressing your worldly desires for no good reason
10) Just being an overall douchebag
Team Jesus sounds fucking cool as shit.
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