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I knew Johnny Depp was a loser when I heard him suddenly start speaking with an accent on Letterman about 10 years or so ago. He is transforming into Mickey Rourke slowly...give him 10 years and the transformation will be complete. Just look at the similarities...they both share the same hairpiece.
He will have to beg Amber for his 1/2 of the rent money for the apartment he will be sharing with Mickey Rourke on Santa Monica Blvd and dog food.
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Originally posted by jaded View PostI knew Johnny Depp was a loser when I heard him suddenly start speaking with an accent on Letterman about 10 years or so ago. He is transforming into Mickey Rourke slowly...give him 10 years and the transformation will be complete. Just look at the similarities...they both share the same hairpiece.
He will have to beg Amber for his 1/2 of the rent money for the apartment he will be sharing with Mickey Rourke on Santa Monica Blvd and dog food.
Both are pretty boys who hated their looks and purposely looked dirty and grungy, only difference is Rourke got plastic surgery that was so bad it ruined him for good and he took steroids
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Originally posted by ßringer View PostDude has been going through a desperate midlife crisis in his 50s over the last few years, trying to play guitar with Marilyn Manson, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, and other bands despite being a terrible musician. It's no secret in the rock world that he originally moved to Los Angeles to be a musician but never made it because he's an egomaniac and pretty much sucks on the guitar.
I really wouldn't be surprised if Amber Heard suggested that he start acting his own age and he probably flipped shit on her over it. Women in Hollywood are often much more grounded and family oriented than their older male counterparts.
Sorry to hear about his mother's death, though. That's awful. I hope he manages to cope with it in a healthy manner that doesn't involve him putting out an album or going on tour with Rob Zombie.
Very true. I like Johnny Depp, but this 50 year old hipster phase is kinda sad.
Whether he did abuse Amber Heard or if she's just a making this up, wouldn't surprise me either way. Hollywood is like a ******ed version of the Twilight Zone.
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